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    Quote Originally Posted by bravesfanforlife88 View Post
    Also, James Paxton had back surgery and will be out for 3-4 months....ouch
    Let's send them Newk for Andujar lol

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    Is anyone else up late and wanting to talk about life? I'm currently debating whether or not to remain single for the rest of my life. I like pretending that I have a choice in the matter. I'm also pondering the merits of the transhumanism movement. It sounds cool, but I'm sure that is what the Borg said before they starting flying around in those stupid cubes trying to turn Jean Luc Picard gay or whatever.

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    Whatever you do, do NOT get married. **** that!! Worst mistake you can make. Stay single my man, it's the only way to go.

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    I'm with skillet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowman View Post
    I'm with skillet.
    I am married and I am with skillet. It is so much cheaper to stay single
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    Quote Originally Posted by bravesfanMatt View Post
    I am married and I am with skillet. It is so much cheaper to stay single
    not when your woman pays all the bills


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    My plan has always been to marry Anna Kendrick. Can't officially rule it out yet.

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    I suggest becoming a gay borg. Nothing wrong with that. This is the 21st century! Come out of the tool shed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadduxFanII View Post
    My plan has always been to marry Anna Kendrick. Can't officially rule it out yet.
    Your soon-to-be wife could get it
    "Can a man still be brave if he is afraid? That is the only time a man can be brave." - G.R.R.M (Game of Thrones)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Horsehide Harry View Post
    I suggest becoming a gay borg. Nothing wrong with that. This is the 21st century! Come out of the tool shed.
    I feel like a gay borg would effectively fill our needs at 3rd base, plus gay borg are usually pretty versatile by nature. Some are even known to switch hit, or at least experiment with switch hitting in their developmental years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeanieAntics View Post
    Is anyone else up late and wanting to talk about life? I'm currently debating whether or not to remain single for the rest of my life. I like pretending that I have a choice in the matter. I'm also pondering the merits of the transhumanism movement. It sounds cool, but I'm sure that is what the Borg said before they starting flying around in those stupid cubes trying to turn Jean Luc Picard gay or whatever.

    AKA I run out of porn.
    Damn, I thought you and Enscheff were together.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skillet View Post
    Whatever you do, do NOT get married. **** that!! Worst mistake you can make. Stay single my man, it's the only way to go.
    Damn, ya'll married the wrong people.

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    The Wilpons have pulled a very Mutts thing and blown the sale of the franchise to Cohen. The deal is now off the table.
    Mark Bowman's reports carry a lot of gravity

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrazyTrain View Post
    Damn, I thought you and Enscheff were together.
    We broke up but remain friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enscheff View Post
    We broke up but remain friends.
    Ah. An amicable break up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Enscheff View Post
    We broke up but remain friends.
    I want my Cyndi Lauper records back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bravesfanMatt View Post
    I am married and I am with skillet. It is so much cheaper to stay single
    Wait. You married Skillet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnAdcox View Post
    Wait. You married Skillet?
    I think he said

    1) I am married

    2) I am with skillet

    the above can be interpreted in various ways...this is not your grandfather's baseball discussion board
    Last edited by nsacpi; 02-06-2020 at 06:06 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nsacpi View Post
    I think he said

    1) I am married

    2) I am with skillet

    the above can be interpreted in various ways...this is not your grandfather's baseball discussion board
    Reminds me of the famous newspaper quote in which they said something like "Among the mourners were his two ex-wives, Kris Kristofferson and Robert Duvall." Commas are your friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowman View Post
    Reminds me of the famous newspaper quote in which they said something like "Among the mourners were his two ex-wives, Kris Kristofferson and Robert Duvall." Commas are your friend.
    This is the main reason that I'm adamantly against dropping the Oxford comma. I experimented with dropping it for a while, but now I've become a bit of an Oxford comma activist intent on the destruction of the fascist "droppers".

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