Official Offseason Thread

[zbhargrove]

Also, James Paxton had back surgery and will be out for 3-4 months....ouch

Let's send them Newk for Andujar lol

[BeanieAntics]

Is anyone else up late and wanting to talk about life? I'm currently debating whether or not to remain single for the rest of my life. I like pretending that I have a choice in the matter. I'm also pondering the merits of the transhumanism movement. It sounds cool, but I'm sure that is what the Borg said before they starting flying around in those stupid cubes trying to turn Jean Luc Picard gay or whatever.

AKA I run out of porn.

[skillet]

Whatever you do, do NOT get married. **** that!! Worst mistake you can make. Stay single my man, it's the only way to go.

[Snowman]

I'm with skillet.

[bravesfanMatt]

I'm with skillet.

I am married and I am with skillet. It is so much cheaper to stay single

[thewupk]

I am married and I am with skillet. It is so much cheaper to stay single

not when your woman pays all the bills

[MadduxFanII]

My plan has always been to marry Anna Kendrick. Can't officially rule it out yet.

[Horsehide Harry]

I suggest becoming a gay borg. Nothing wrong with that. This is the 21st century! Come out of the tool shed.

[UNCBlue012]

My plan has always been to marry Anna Kendrick. Can't officially rule it out yet.

Your soon-to-be wife could get it

[BeanieAntics]

I suggest becoming a gay borg. Nothing wrong with that. This is the 21st century! Come out of the tool shed.

I feel like a gay borg would effectively fill our needs at 3rd base, plus gay borg are usually pretty versatile by nature. Some are even known to switch hit, or at least experiment with switch hitting in their developmental years.

[CrazyTrain]

Is anyone else up late and wanting to talk about life? I'm currently debating whether or not to remain single for the rest of my life. I like pretending that I have a choice in the matter. I'm also pondering the merits of the transhumanism movement. It sounds cool, but I'm sure that is what the Borg said before they starting flying around in those stupid cubes trying to turn Jean Luc Picard gay or whatever.

AKA I run out of porn.

Damn, I thought you and Enscheff were together.

[CrazyTrain]

Whatever you do, do NOT get married. **** that!! Worst mistake you can make. Stay single my man, it's the only way to go.

Damn, ya'll married the wrong people.

[bravesfanforlife88]

The Wilpons have pulled a very Mutts thing and blown the sale of the franchise to Cohen. The deal is now off the table.

[Enscheff]

Damn, I thought you and Enscheff were together.

We broke up but remain friends.

[The Chosen One]

We broke up but remain friends.

Ah. An amicable break up.

[BeanieAntics]

We broke up but remain friends.

I want my Cyndi Lauper records back.

[JohnAdcox]

I am married and I am with skillet. It is so much cheaper to stay single

Wait. You married Skillet?

[nsacpi]

Wait. You married Skillet?

I think he said

1) I am married

2) I am with skillet

the above can be interpreted in various ways...this is not your grandfather's baseball discussion board

[Snowman]

I think he said

1) I am married

2) I am with skillet

the above can be interpreted in various ways...this is not your grandfather's baseball discussion board

Reminds me of the famous newspaper quote in which they said something like "Among the mourners were his two ex-wives, Kris Kristofferson and Robert Duvall." Commas are your friend.

[BeanieAntics]

Reminds me of the famous newspaper quote in which they said something like "Among the mourners were his two ex-wives, Kris Kristofferson and Robert Duvall." Commas are your friend.

This is the main reason that I'm adamantly against dropping the Oxford comma. I experimented with dropping it for a while, but now I've become a bit of an Oxford comma activist intent on the destruction of the fascist "droppers".