New stat: Thanks efficiency

[Carp]

Slow morning, so I got a new stat for the board. Thanks efficiency rating. It's based on how many Thanks Given vs how many Thanks Received. Goal being to keep it about as close to a 1/1 ratio as possible. I've been very efficient, with a rating of .933, not too prudish, but definitely not a thanks whore. Not too shabby with a little over 6500 posts. But, that's nothing compared to fearless leader, @The Chosen One. He has a an efficiency rating of .965 after nearly 20,000 posts. Good work sir.

Certainly we have some Thanks prudes like @nsacpi who give out thanks at almost 1/5 of the amount of thanks he receives. And here I thought you were a champion of democratic socialism. Come on man. Do better.

But no one quite takes the cake of prudish Thanks Givers like @Enscheff. 32 total Thanks Given compared to 6122 Thanks Received. That's an efficiency rating of .00523 (rounding up). What a selfish lover you must be.


Of course on the other end of the spectrum we have some Thanks whores, like @clvclv, @Garmel, and @UNCBlue, all giving out Thanks at a rate of 2 times more than they receive them. I gotta say, it makes you look a bit desperate guys.

But there's 1 poster in particular that's been quite "busy", if you catch my drift. Some have even called him, "The Jenna Jameson of Giving Thanks" (well at least, I've called him that just now). And that man is @JohnAdcox, with an efficiency rating of an astounding 12.116. Over 10,000 Thanks given out. To be honest, I'm actually surprised that number isn't higher. That's quite an impressive feat John. I'd have you take a bow, but I wouldn't want people getting the wrong impression. ** Ba Dum Tss **