Spring has Sprung

[UNCBlue012]

Glad to see Snit is determined to wear out Acuna and Albies as quickly as possible this year.

#MyManager

[CyYoung31]

Glad to see Snit is determined to wear out Acuna and Albies as quickly as possible this year.

5 games in and they have a total of 8 ABs a piece, and have already sat out a game. I’m sure they’re exhausted.

[Tapate50]

5 games in and they have a total of 8 ABs a piece, and have already sat out a game. I’m sure they’re exhausted.

Lol

[striker42]

5 games in and they have a total of 8 ABs a piece, and have already sat out a game. I’m sure they’re exhausted.

That's WAY too much for a 22 year old. How can someone that old take it?!?!

[The Chosen One]

That's WAY too much for a 22 year old. How can someone that old take it?!?!

Also have to consider he is only putting in about 1/3 effort when running on the basepaths. He should still be fresh for Opening Day.

[Tapate50]

Also have to consider he is only putting in about 1/3 effort when running on the basepaths. He should still be fresh for Opening Day.

You aren’t factoring in how much that bling weighs. It will be a miracle if they can walk in their 30’s.

[Tapate50]

That's WAY too much for a 22 year old. How can someone that old take it?!?!

Ripken’s record is in Snits sights for both of them and Freeman.

[Enscheff]

Running against the Florida wind is very exhausting.

[Acuña’s Bat Flip]

[BeanieAntics]

That's WAY too much for a 22 year old. How can someone that old take it?!?!

I'm 29 and I get winded lifting my peepee up in order to take a whizz. I can't imagine swinging a bat that is almost twice as big as my peepee.

[chop2chip]

I'm 29 and I get winded lifting my peepee up in order to take a whizz. I can't imagine swinging a bat that is almost twice as big as my peepee.

Humble brag.. sheesh

[Super]

I'm 29 and I get winded lifting my peepee up in order to take a whizz. I can't imagine swinging a bat that is almost twice as big as my peepee.

weird flex but ok

[Horsehide Harry]

So you're trying to tell me that a five ounce bird can carry two 10 ounce coconuts........

[UNCBlue012]

I'm 29 and I get winded lifting my peepee up in order to take a whizz. I can't imagine swinging a bat that is almost twice as big as my peepee.

You either have a huge wanker or you're horribly out of shape

[CyYoung31]

You either have a huge wanker or you're horribly out of shape

Considering he claimed that a Major League Baseball bat wasn’t even twice the size of his member, I’d say it’s the former.

[UNCBlue012]

Soroka went two scoreless giving up three hits and striking out three. And CamarGOAT just homered.

[bravesfanMatt]

Um please stop talking about baseball and only talk about biscuits.

[UNCBlue012]

Um please stop talking about baseball and only talk about biscuits.

Don't make me hump you as dry as Popeye's biscuits

[Super]

Don't make me hump you as dry as Popeye's biscuits

bruh

[Acuña’s Bat Flip]