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thethe said:
The ones who aren’t responding are being taunting. They are taunting us by stealing our money. We applaud musk for trying to rectify that.
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Meanie pants won't comply with Musk's emails that are gonna be compiled by AI so no human is ever gonna read them. WAH WAH WAH
 
It should take 5 minutes to write up things you’re currently working on. I’d love it if the ceo of my company gave me the opportunity to tell him.
 
thethe said:
Oh if you only knew what im able to drive while being able to make a fool of you on this forum.

Hard for a diner cook to understand though.
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You're able to drive a trump shaped clone-a-willy up your poop shoot.

It's OK, AI Is here to replace you. Soon you'll be able to stay in your basement all day and do nothing but be on social media.

thethe in 10 years when AI has replaced him

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zitothebrave said:
You're able to drive a trump shaped clone-a-willy up your poop shoot.

It's OK, AI Is here to replace you. Soon you'll be able to stay in your basement all day and do nothing but be on social media.

thethe in 10 years when AI has replaced him

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I’m the guy that helps a company adopt and implement AI. Not the guy it replaces. I understand that you don’t understand these things though.
 
Just wait till humanoid robots are able to make basic meals. Diner cooks are worthless then.
 
thethe said:
I’m the guy that helps a company adopt and implement AI. Not the guy it replaces. I understand that you don’t understand these things though.
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I'm the guy who hires the machine that replaces my work. Too bad you don't understand my importance.
 
thethe said:
I bet you response rate to the Walmart ceo would be close to 100% but it’s amusing to see how much this is bothering you and the left. Meanwhile - majority of the country thinks this makes sense.
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Dude, have you ever worked in corporate even a little? I get inundated with corporate spam emails on a daily basis. Every large company I've ever worked at, managers had to remind employees at least once every couple of weeks to complete their corporate training that they were behind on.

This "TEST" is a waste of workers actual time and by association, a waste of tax payer money. I recall having to do some BS like this a few years ago when my department was required to show why we needed additonal employees, despite the fact that everyone in my department was doing the job of 2 people and we hadn't replaced the 4 employees that had retired or quit during COVID. Like for ****s sake, I shouldn't have to tell you what I do on a daily basis just to justify replacing employees that you haven't back filled.
 
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zitothebrave said:
I'm the guy who hires the machine that replaces my work. Too bad you don't understand my importance.
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It’s very cute when people who don’t work in offices or couldn’t make it in corporate American show they have no clue what AI is currently and what it will do to augment the workforce for those that leverage it.
 
Carp said:
Dude, have you ever worked in corporate even a little? I get inundated with corporate spam emails on a daily basis. Every large company I've ever worked at, managers had to remind employees at least once every couple of weeks to complete their corporate training that they were behind on.

This "TEST" is a waste of workers actual time and by association, a waste of tax payer money. I recall having to do some BS like this a few years ago when my department was required to show why we needed additonal employees, despite the fact that everyone in my department was doing the job of 2 people and we hadn't replaced the 4 employees that had retired or quit during COVID. Like for ****s sake, I shouldn't have to tell you what I do on a daily basis just to justify replacing employees that you haven't back filled.
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eh...that's nothing...nothing beats the absurdities of academia bureaucracy
 
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Carp said:
Dude, have you ever worked in corporate even a little? I get inundated with corporate spam emails on a daily basis. Every large company I've ever worked at, managers had to remind employees at least once every couple of weeks to complete their corporate training that they were behind on.

This "TEST" is a waste of workers actual time and by association, a waste of tax payer money. I recall having to do some BS like this a few years ago when my department was required to show why we needed additonal employees, despite the fact that everyone in my department was doing the job of 2 people and we hadn't replaced the 4 employees that had retired or quit during COVID. Like for ****s sake, I shouldn't have to tell you what I do on a daily basis just to justify replacing employees that you haven't back filled.
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I’ve worked in corporate American for over 20 years. I’m one of the lead analysts/fp&a for a company that generates over 3b in revenues. I think I know a thing or two about this stuff. I’ve sat in board meetings and strategy sessions about workplace efficiency.

The reason these questions are being asked because it’s obvious they lots of people aren’t doing anything. The fact you think this doesn’t exist in corporate America is shocking.

The square root of the number of employees at a company do over 50% of the work.
 
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thethe said:
I’ve worked in corporate American for over 20 years. I’m one of the lead analysts/fp&a for a company that generates over 3b in revenues. I think I know a thing or two about this stuff.
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Then if you think anywhere near 100% of Walmart employees would complete this task, you are completely FOS. Do you complete your corporate training in a timely manner? Never let go by the wayside? Read over every single corporate spam email? Do you think everyone or even the majority of employees at your company do that?

You can't be the ****ing naive.
 
Carp said:
Then if you think anywhere near 100% of Walmart employees would complete this task, you are completely FOS. Do you complete you corporate training in a timely manner? Read over every single corporate spam email?
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I complete corporate trainings typically a week prior to them being due. This is literally nothing in comparison to the ceo of a company promoting a response for day to day accomplishments. The reality is that these people in government have none which should be the real outrage.
 
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thethe said:
I complete corporate trainings typically a week prior to them being due. This is literally nothing in comparison to the ceo of a company promoting a response for day to day accomplishments. The reality is that these people in government have none which should be the real outrage.
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It's a complete waste of workers time just to appease the ego of the people in charge. It nets ZERO actual useful information.

You spam this board with messages all day everyday and I'm to believe you're some super productive by the book employee. But somehow the majority of government workers are useless leeches that can be replaced by trained monkeys.

Sure thing Chief.
 
Carp said:
It's a complete waste of workers time to appease the ego of the people in charge. It nets ZERO actual useful information.

You spam this board with messages all day everyday and I'm to believe you're some super productive by the book employee. But somehow the majority of government workers are useless leeches that can be replaced by trained monkeys.

Sure thing Chief.
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I'd welcome to meet you in real life and demonstrate what I do on a daily basis. I guess for some reason the companies that I work for keep paying me a bunch of money for no reason at all. Or maybe - Everything I've ever said on this forum was truthful. Again, I invite you to find out if you're so sure I'm not the type of productive employee I say I am.

But you keep on the pretense that sending a response e-mail that takes no more than 5 minutes is some egregious request.
 
thethe said:
I'd welcome to meet you in real life and demonstrate what I do on a daily basis. I guess for some reason the companies that I work for keep paying me a bunch of money for no reason at all. Or maybe - Everything I've ever said on this forum was truthful. Again, I invite you to find out if you're so sure I'm not the type of productive employee I say I am.

But you keep on the pretense that sending a response e-mail that takes no more than 5 minutes is some egregious request.
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Isn't that the precise stance you are taking on these government employees? That we are indeed paying them a bunch of money for no reason at all? I am guessing employee waste isn't completely unique to the government.

And you keep on pretending that not replying to such trivial request is somehow proof that government workers are somehow inept.
 
Carp said:
Isn't that the precise stance you are taking on these government employees? That we are indeed paying them a bunch of money for no reason at all? I am guessing employee waste isn't completely unique to the government.

And you keep on pretending that not replying to such trivial request is somehow proof that government workers are somehow inept.
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It is absolutely my contention that federal employees are making way more money than their productivity. 100% and not responding to a simple e-mail request that takes 5 minutes out of your day is indicative of that.
 
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