*OPENING DAY* 4/6/'15: Atlanta Braves (Teheran) @ Miami Marlins

In fairness, it's hard to ever plan for the possibility of rain in south Florida.

In serious fairness, there's a non-zero chance Loria had them sell the tarp to a local middle school so he could clear a cool $57.

They used that $57 to buy some carp in the fish tank.
 
I mean, they have a roof. But once the game starts, and you're being paid to be there... you kind of had one job?
 
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