50PoundHead
Hessmania Forever
Look at that Chris Johnson play some baseball! Stickin' baby!

It's so funny how managers manage to saves.
3 run lead? Have to use our best pitcher!
4 run lead? Sit him down! Bring in the scrubs
I can't look at The Magic Merkin.
Why? It's proud to be a merkin.
I'm surprised it's allowed on the plane.
Starting to get a little concerned with Jace throwing the ball
He rubbed at his wrists a lot after the slide. I'm thinking he hurt himself. Hopefully, not serious.
Mich Ultra tasting good tonight.
Beer and asshole. Your favorite drink.
Asshole that tastes like beer > beer that tastes like asshole