The Paul Pelosi Attacker
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cajunrevenge
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msstate7
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Nice haha
sturg33
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NBC reported today that the bolded sentence above is in fact what happened
im not sure how any clear minded individual could believe that makes any sense
nsacpi
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I just want it entered into the record that if Paul Pelosi had not been so eager to return to the embrace of his gay lover he would never have been in close enough proximity to have his skull cracked with a hammer.
Pro tip: best to respect the personal space of your gay lovers.
Pro tip: best to respect the personal space of your gay lovers.
sturg33
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I understand your desire for snark. It's really how you can do these days
but please tell me why a person would call the cops on someone threatening him... and when the cops show up, return to the assailant who is holding a weapon in his hand
the best defense at this point would be senility
but please tell me why a person would call the cops on someone threatening him... and when the cops show up, return to the assailant who is holding a weapon in his hand
the best defense at this point would be senility
cajunrevenge
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Well cops did shoot a child running to them to escape her kidnapper recently.
Why cant we just wait for the investigation to be finished instead of arguing over media reports based on speculation and "sources".
Why cant we just wait for the investigation to be finished instead of arguing over media reports based on speculation and "sources".
I don’t see how this even remotely works for you on any level. If this were a premeditated stunt, why would Pelosi go back to get his head bashed in with a hammer?
Then is your position that he didn’t think he’d get his head bashed in with a hammer, but the person he planned this with went rogue and did it anyway so that he could go to prison forever? Or that he just either hired or slept with a ****ing homeless lunatic and didn’t think he’d bash his head in with a hammer? Explain to me like I’m 5 how the conspiracy theories make any more sense than the official story based on Pelosi walking several feet back into the house.
The story has changed several times now and no body cam footage to be provided.
This is just going how every other big story has gone the last 8 years.
But not in any way that should cast doubt on what happened. They’re very minor corrections or clarifications that are being overanalyzed to death to fit your narrative.
sturg33
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Can we agree on these events?
1. Crazy lunatic somehow bypasses Pelosi security (or there was zero security) and breaks into Pelosi house
2. Crazy lunatic explains he wants to kill Nancy and threatens to tie up Paul until she returns
3. Paul convinces crazy lunatic to let him make a call or be excused to the bathroom (I'm not sure what the latest is here)
4. Crazy lunatic obliges
5. Cops come and knock on the door.
6. Crazy lunatic - holding a hammer - allows Paul to go answer the door during his crime/kidnap
7. Paul opens the door to great relief that the cops came to help him. Rather than tell the cops where the crazy guy is and stand behind them... He... Goes back to the crazy lunatic holding the hammer threatening to kill his wife
8. Crazy lunatic hammers his skull in
9. Cops tackle the crazy lunatic.
Can we agree on those events?
Tell me more about how it was a gay lover due to them being in their underwear then. If you (a general you) need to change your conspiracy, are you being honest?
Yes, those appear to be the facts. However, I don’t find that Pelosi and the lunatic acting irrationally in this very intense and fast paced situation implies there’s more to the story. People act irrationally all the time in far less extreme circumstances.