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  1. Metaphysicist

    GDT 9/1/23: Braves @ Dodgers - Rosters Expand

    Pinch hitting for Betts and Freeman here should be a fireable offense.
  2. Metaphysicist

    GDT 9/1/23: Braves @ Dodgers - Rosters Expand

    Picking off Ronald only makes him stronger.
  3. Metaphysicist

    GDT 9/1/23: Braves @ Dodgers - Rosters Expand

    This is why you don't pretend Max Muncy is a third baseman.
  4. Metaphysicist

    GDT 9/1/23: Braves @ Dodgers - Rosters Expand

    Call me old fashioned, but I actually don't want my announcer talking about "going past third base on your wedding night."
  5. Metaphysicist

    Murphy War Crimes

    This only makes sense ceteris paribus. We have no idea what actually goes into these things. If batting order doesn’t matter in a meaningful sense, then literally any basic “personnel management” reason is a good enough reason. “Get ‘em in the right head space” or whatever is something that...
  6. Metaphysicist

    Murphy War Crimes

    I remember when there was like 2 weeks 20 years ago when we all agreed batting order doesn't matter. It was a simpler time.
  7. Metaphysicist

    The Braves won 106 games in 1998.

    Contract looks even better when you account for the stud fees after he wins the triple crown.
  8. Metaphysicist

    GDT 5/21 Schuster and a lineup

    Boy these arm patches look like dog****
  9. Metaphysicist

    GDT: 05/07 O's @ Braves: Return of Ar-See-Ya

    First Ozuna IBB since 2020, big moment for him.
  10. Metaphysicist

    GDT: 05/07 O's @ Braves: Return of Ar-See-Ya

    who'd thunk it would backfire to IBB Ozuna
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    GDT: 05/07 O's @ Braves: Return of Ar-See-Ya

    This guy looks like he's got a mouth full of fake teeth.
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    GDT: 05/07 O's @ Braves: Return of Ar-See-Ya

    I appreciate part of Rutschman's neck turning blue when he stands in front of the fanduel sign. Very important technology at work here.
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    GDT: 05/07 O's @ Braves: Return of Ar-See-Ya

    "Ozuna had... a lot of problems and stuff like that" Very diplomatic Andruw.
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