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  1. Metaphysicist

    GDT: 05/07 O's @ Braves: Return of Ar-See-Ya

    90 mph middle middle, even 58 year old Keith Lockhart could hit that.
  2. Metaphysicist

    5/6 GDT: orioles game 2

    Stowers should be in prison for culturally appropriating Kirby Yates's haircut.
  3. Metaphysicist

    5/6 GDT: orioles game 2

    "Takes a first pitch slider for a ball, and then he gets a first pitch fastball" AJ Pierogi has his name for brains.
  4. Metaphysicist

    5/6 GDT: orioles game 2

    Derek Jeter was worse at SS (-253 Fielding Runs) than Ozzie Smith was good at SS (+239 Fielding Runs)
  5. Metaphysicist

    5/6 GDT: orioles game 2

    Derek Jeter was worth about -25 Wins on defense over his career, and that's how you really know Grissom is the next Jeter.
  6. Metaphysicist

    5/6 GDT: orioles game 2

    Feel like the bounces are really going the Orioles' way this series.
  7. Metaphysicist

    5/6 GDT: orioles game 2

    That rant AJP went on about saying "my bad" was insane. Dude seems like he'd be an absolutely miserable guy to have as a coach.
  8. Metaphysicist

    GDT: 4/18 Braves @ Padres: Strider after getting chewed out

    Yates has the paunch, haircut, and rosacea of a reliever straight out of 1988.
  9. Metaphysicist

    GDT: 4/18 Braves @ Padres: Strider after getting chewed out

    I think Acuna heard Enscheff's decree that he isn't allowed to have fun on the bases any more and now he is depressed.
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