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  1. Metaphysicist

    GDT 4/16/2023: Braves @ Royals - Playing our Tromp Card

    I logged in just to complain about the center field camera. "Camera stabilizer" seems like a basic piece of equipment a modern broadcast should have, regardless of the fact it is windy. This isn't an episode of Friday Night Lights.
  2. Metaphysicist

    GDT: 4/11 Braves vs Red: Braves Need to Get Albies Wright

    Dylan has the post season starting experience plants crave.
  3. Metaphysicist

    GDT: 4/11 Braves vs Red: Braves Need to Get Albies Wright

    David Bell is clearly the type of manager who loves the smell of his own farts.
  4. Metaphysicist

    GDT: 4/11 Braves vs Red: Braves Need to Get Albies Wright

    Poor Dylan Lee is gonna get the Snitker memorial bum arm.
  5. Metaphysicist

    GDT: 4/11 Braves vs Red: Braves Need to Get Albies Wright

    No, you are right, it's like he's doing an impression of him.
  6. Metaphysicist

    GDT: 4/11 Braves vs Red: Braves Need to Get Albies Wright

    In honor of this performance, I will now only refer to Tonkin as The Resolution.
  7. Metaphysicist

    GDT: 4/11 Braves vs Red: Braves Need to Get Albies Wright

    Ozuna getting a single is an actual verifiable miracle
  8. Metaphysicist

    Tommy John Surgery For Ian Anderson

    Now he’ll finally be a real Brave.
  9. Metaphysicist

    4/10 GDT: Reds game 1

    lol at derek law's stupid face
  10. Metaphysicist

    4/10 GDT: Reds game 1

    Pillar has no ribs now geez
  11. Metaphysicist

    4/10 GDT: Reds game 1

    I keep hearing people in the barbershops saying Orlando Arcia ain't no hitta, Orlando Arcia ain't this, Orlando Arcia a fake
  12. Metaphysicist

    GDT 4/9/23: Braves vs Padres - An Easter Treat

    I think we can probably call this one and go home.
  13. Metaphysicist

    GDT 4/9/23: Braves vs Padres - An Easter Treat

    ESPN-just-show-the-baseball-game challenge
  14. Metaphysicist

    GDT 4/9/23: Braves vs Padres - An Easter Treat

    "that's a great play from Manny Machado with 2 outs" to get thrown out for no reason. This announcer has straight milk for brains
  15. Metaphysicist

    GDT 4/9/23: Braves vs Padres - An Easter Treat

    thank god we are getting Machado's thoughts on tv shows having multiple seasons being a good thing, this is what I come for, A+ ESPN
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