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Yup, Ohtaytay. I already loathed the Dodgers from when they were in the same division as the Braves. But the way they and Ohtani manipulated his contract to get around the luxury tax, well, I can't stand him or them. F*ck them.

Can you migrate over an actual winning team tomorrow?

0-13, here we come!

Unbelievable. Hate that dude so much.

Welp, if they end up losing this one....

Wow, how refreshing!

His head may explode if Elder pitches shutout ball against the best team ever in the history of ever.

Lulz, what are the Dodgers doing? They get paid to tank this game?

Muncy's our best player so far.

I don't understand what that was. Are they allowed to run around the bases if the ball hits the ground out there?

Where them torpedo bats at? AA couldn't splurge for the priority shipping?

I think I assumed the offense would return to something better than last year's misery, even if not approaching 2023, holding down the fort until Acuna and Strider show up to bring them back to being one of the elite teams in the league. But Jobu have mercy, the offense is even worse than last...

After tonight's loss, they'll finally go home to face a red-hot Marlins team and the Phillies over the next six games as the only team without a win and a ton of pressure to perform for the home crowd. Not ideal. As lifeless as this team has looked to begin the season, I can easily see them...

Is this May's first start in 2 years? Jeez, come on, guys, hit this dude! He's gotta be rusty!

As soon as Lopez said that he wanted to pitch 200 innings this season, I knew he was cooked. But I thought he'd at least get to 100 innings!

Damn, dude. No wonder you've been extra cranky. Please have Mrs. Msstate remove all the knives and razor blades from the house.

I'm assuming Baldwin alone is contributing to about half those crazy BABIP stats. Dude must've took a dump on Jobu before the season started.

2025: At Least We Have the All-Star Game

1 run. Moral victory! (This does sucketh.)