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LololI’ll here comes the mediocre shortstop with more luck. I love being right about my analysis s.

She was an athlete. I’ll post my analysis on her soon. Stay tuned.

Lololololol I can’t believe this bullpen pitcher Ian Anderson was sooo lucky today. Another amazing start? Luck much?! He’s lucky the Dodgers are a terrible team and in no way would this fly in the playoffs. Based off my analysis, he is a AAAA pitcher at best! I will be posting my full analysis...

Lololololol did this idiot announcer just mention a stat that will incorporate strike outs? What a dummy! Everyone knows strike outs don’t matter. I will be writing a 3 page analysis soon titled “How my 3rd step dad taught me teeball” which is an excerpt from my high school Senior Year paper. I...

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WRONG. Paper is all that matters. My 2nd step dad took me to see Moneyball in theaters. Analysis thread coming soon.

Wright should have been taken out in the 1st inning according to my little step brother’s New York Yankee branded Magic 8 ball. Trust me, I played badminton in College (aka athlete)

God I love these young pitchers! I mean... lololololol luck luck luck! This is a fact and they are nothing but trade fodder so we can acquire a true pitchers and hitters like Scott Hatteburg and Cory Lidle. (Per my mom’s Hulu account) -athlete analysis coming soon

Lololol the Travis regression continues per my AppleWatch sports update. Edit: I’m an athlete and new thread analysis coming soon

Lololololol this talentless hack of a pitcher Anderson getting lucky again! According to my girlfriend sister’s, yes I said girlfriend sister, MLB atbat app this is clearly statistical “luck.” Coming from an athlete, He is nothing more than a middle of the road bullpen piece. I will be releasing...

Lololol another fluke playoff start by Ian Anderson. Confirmed bullpen pitcher by my best friend’s, uncle’s, girlfriend’s, boyfriend... who happens to be my step dad. They read it on the Sportscenter bottom ticker. I’m an athlete (played semi-pro Pokémon on high school)

Lololololol don’t sing your praises folks... sample size according to my CornFlakes baseball card I got for keeping my helmet on in the grocery store! Thanks mom! (I’m an athlete)

Lololol this dinosaur broadcast is terrible! They just said we have a core of young pitchers like Wright and Anderson. These idiots have like a million years of baseball experience... combined with our scouts and idiot general manager... they are all SO WRONG!!! As your message board analyst, I...

Lololol mediocre Shortstop per my mom’s MLB network subscription

My 3rd stepdad’s Baseball Almanac says differently. Plus he taught me, contrary to my second stepdad, that all traits of a ballplayer can be seen/shown on paper. That’s all that matters. Trust me, I’m an athlete and played “RBI baseball” a lot in the mall’s arcade with my first stepdad. I’ll...

Lolol Dansby... another victim of my step dad’s newspaper clipping that showed he is mediocre... lololol My analysis soon to come on postseason baseball!

My mom’s Netflix showed a Documentary on Moneyball and said he would be regressing. Trust me, I subscribe to John Heyman on YouTube and played chess in middle school. I’m an athlete.

Lololol this is why Fantasy Baseball GMs shouldn’t speak. Travis huge all year

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Wow based off my analysis from Baseball Tonight’s talking points and my MVP Baseball 2005 Edit-a-player roster updates... Ian Anderson was absolutely awful and is nothing more than a bullpen pitcher! Lolololololol stand by for my next analysis featuring the baseball conversation my 3rd step dad...