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It's a homer in every ballpark but Atlanta lol

Every single pitch is high 80s down the middle lmao ZERO RUNS.

Dansby is the guy I wish we hadn't let leave. I don't think he's worth the money he got, but dammit it'd be nice to have a sure thing at SS every day.

I need Acuna and his unbelievably talented dumbass to be back ASAP. Get all these NPCs off our team

LMAO, just a total lack of effort with this team

It's not Spencer's fault, but I'm so damn frustrated with Strider too. He's said all the right things and seems to mean them, but we badly need him on the field.

It would be great if we had some luck here and there.

I would rather have any single pitcher in our organization pitching than Elder. He truly adds nothing to this team. It's hard to fathom how and why AA can't see that.

Guys like Ozzie benefitted greatly from Wash's tough love act. They needed that. We just don't have that kind of leadership around anymore.

Man, the blowpen did it's best work last night!

I'd love if Spencer Schwellenbach could stop relying so heavily on his four-seamer. He can thankfully get some "zip" on it, but it's extremely hittable if not perfectly located. It'd be great if he could get the usage down 5% and rely more on the slider and splitter.

That'll do it. Lucky double, out, error, good hit.

Defensive clinic in Atlanta tonight. Boys look awful lmao

How do the Cardinals keep getting hits on those? They're bad swings

I CAME EVERYWHERE

Another shitty hit that gets down lmao

I not jokingly don't think Fedde threw a quality pitch after the Harris at-bat, yet they didn't get a single run lmao that's truly just not trying to win

I just realized the Cardinals have 103 runs this year, which truly shocked me because that lineup is wretched. Need ours to step it up now

Three straight singles to non-hitters. Lmao that's beyond stupid. Use your brain, guys.

What in the hell, Matt? Routine is an understatement