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I just can't win with you people. I play BJ you hate. I don't play BJ you hate. Yeah I said we would run but that was a misdirection. What kind of moron would announce his strategy before the game.

Oh ye of little faith. 100% guarantee we win tonight or I will re-sign as manager of the team.

Gotta save him for the game tommorrow.

Thinking about using him as a pinch runner to catch the reds by surprise.

Gotta get Laird some ab's. He leads the league in being one handsome sob.

Gattis just told me he got this.

I got my rally underwear on!

Just got a call from espn asking if I want to do a post game interview about Fernandez's complete game shutout.

Harang's too valuable to trade. I need him for game 1 of the NLDS.

Sometimes you just have to tip your hat.

Little known fact. Laird is illiterate.

Time for a mid inning margarita.

See, this is why I don't do shifts

I suggested mmm bop but he didn't go for it.

Dan's just misundstood. Did you know he donates a dollar to fight childhood obesity every time he commits an error.

That's why I told the hitters to swing early and often. Dont want Fernandez getting in a groove.

Well I stick to the plan is what I do. And to be honest I was thinking about how much my balls iched.

BJ just needs at bats to get going. That's why he is second. I would bat him leadoff but its illegal to bat two lefties in a row.

Any chance I could get you to come out of retirement Keith? I could really use some grit off the bench.

Thanks for the warm welcome, I tip my hat to the....the.