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My Dear Sister Margaret, I trust this letter finds you and Father in good health, and that the first frost has not yet laid its hand too heavy upon the pumpkins. I would give a month’s pay to smell again the wood smoke off the Merrimack and the cool air of home. Chicago, though brave and grand...

Quartermaster’s Office, Chicago October 17th, 2025 Captain Whitmore, Your request for larger uniforms has been received and logged. Please note that the standard procedure for uniform adjustments requires a formal requisition form (Form QM-42B), signed in triplicate, with measurements...

Encampment near the Magnificent Mile, Chicago October 16th, 2025 To the Quartermaster, I write to you in a state of growing alarm. The men’s uniforms are straining at every seam, buttons threatening mutiny, and trousers dangerously tight at the waist. The siege has become less a campaign and...

Captain Whitmore, I write to you now with the gravest concern. Your letters paint a portrait not of a siege, but of a battalion enfeebled by gluttony. It is not merely indulgence I fear — it is deliberate design. Chicago, I have come to understand, fashions its foods to ensnare the unwary...

Dearest Eleanor, I have received your most passionate letter, and I tremble before the force of your culinary convictions. Yet, I must confess, the men — God help me — have grown bold in their appetites. The siege is no longer about strategy or even insurgents. It has become, in equal measure...

Captain Whitmore, I have read your letter with mounting dismay. Deep-dish pizza is not pizza. I will say it plainly, so that no one — least of all you, my husband, and your errant soldiers — is left in doubt. Pizza is a thin, yeasty creation, crisp at the edges, fragrant with the honest aroma...

My Dearest Eleanor, I write to you from the smoldering edge of a city I once thought would yield easily to order, only to find that Chicago is more obstinate than any garrison I have known. The men, weary from endless patrols and fruitless attempts to corral the so-called insurgents, have...

Señora Maria, I write to you from a narrow cell, the bars of which rattle in cadence with the fury I can no longer unleash in the field. You will know me, of course — Colonel Reginald Thorne, the man who relieved your Nicholas of command. I suspect that word of my own disgrace has reached you...

Dear Señora Maria, I hope this letter finds you surrounded by calm — though I know calm can be a hard thing to come by when the ghosts start visiting again. Word of Nicholas’s passing reached me through the grapevine — from old Amos Reed, of course, who still haunts the Market with his patchwork...

Dear Señora Maria, Word reached me, through a friend of a friend down in Santa Fe, that Nicholas has passed on. I sat with that news for a long time before I could bring myself to write. You may not remember me — Corporal Amos Reed, from the old Portland detachment, back when we were all...

Impressive! Well done Mississippi!!

No no. I'm in favor of abolishing education. I want educational freedom. Including freedom from it. No more vaccine mandates. No more school. Free love and all that jazz.

I have an anecdote. A co-worker told me her husband (who is in the Air Force) was scheduled to fly to Australia for a six-month assignment yesterday. But the impasse in Washington has put that on hold. However, all is not lost. The Air Force will continue to pay for his unoccupied apartment...

Not to introduce some facts into this discussion, but from my reading of the NY Times article the question their survey raises is when to start offering the gifted classification (and to a certain extent how). New York City public schools currently start stratifying at the kindergarden level...

This is the kind of thang our troops are facing in Portland. They are doing the Lord's work at great personal risk.

what has happened to the growth rate of national spending on healthcare and the growth rate of federal spending on health care since the ACA ChatGPT said: Good question — the Affordable Care Act (ACA) changed both the level and the composition of U.S. healthcare spending, so it’s helpful to...

what has happened to healthcare inflation since the ACA went into effect? ChatGPT said: Great question. Let’s break it down carefully, because there are a few different measures of “healthcare inflation” and the Affordable Care Act (ACA, enacted 2010, major provisions starting in 2014) has...

you're the king of retarded shit man...it goes up to your eyeballs

Get thee thine own research assistant (search engine)

asked and answered would answer one more time for shits and giggles if board leader would set up a sticky thread for your idiotic questions