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  1. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    4/22/15 GDT:

    I hate say it, but . . . this one is on you guys.
  2. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    4/22/15 GDT:

    OH YOU ARE STILL GONNA BE A SMARTASS AFTER I GAVE YOU A CHANCE TO EXIT GRACEFULLY? THAT WAS AN OLIVE BRANCH, YOU DOG PRICK! YOU BETTER BE GLAD I HAVE TO GO LOOSEN UP!
  3. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    4/22/15 GDT:

    Sorry, bro. Anger is a very common side effect of concussion.
  4. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    4/22/15 GDT:

    DID YOU KNOW THAT PUSSY DAMAGE PLUS A SMARTASS MOUTH = 100% PROBABILITY OF BEING A BITCH?
  5. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    4/22/15 GDT:

    I've forgotten better spring trainings than that whelp has ever had. Because there have been so many of them. Not just because of the booze.
  6. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    4/22/15 GDT:

    Who?
  7. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    4/22/15 GDT:

    The Atlanta Braves Baseball Club CF My Man EY Jr. 3B Bert Callaspo RF Nick Markakis 1B Freddie Freeman C The Real Deal, The People's Champion, A to the mf'in J! LF The Lefthanded Johnson SS Andrelton Simmons 2B Chase Petersen or whatever P Eric Stults The Punk Bitch Mets RF John Mayberry...
  8. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    Andrelton Simmons posts on the SweetSpot Blog?

    Oh, sure, Governor. You're just trying to get a rise out of me so I'll threaten you, and then you'll sic your security goons on me. I've played this little game before.* I'm disappointed that an elected official would stoop so low. Just like I'm disappointed that Phil Neikro is gonna take shots...
  9. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    Andrelton Simmons posts on the SweetSpot Blog?

    If you're talking about how I made Jace Peterson give me his meal money on the road trip, well, buddy, that was called "veteran leadership."
  10. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    SCORES AVAILABLE II Braves vs Mets

    It's ok to finish last. It's ok to finish last. It's ok to—GODDAMN ****ING ****—It's ok to finish last. 1. N 2. Y 3. Y 4. N 5. N 6. 5 7. 4 8. 7 9. 6 10. 7 11. 14
  11. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    Andrelton Simmons posts on the SweetSpot Blog?

    What does it make you wonder? If they'd rather be huffy, abrasive cranks who are mad at 98.7% of the internet, and choose to devote their time to telling the world so?
  12. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    Andrelton Simmons posts on the SweetSpot Blog?

    What is "real"? Are you familiar with the "many-worlds" interpretation of quantum mechanics, by any chance? In one possible iteration of the universe, the "real" AJ Pierzynski might post a picture of his dick and ask you to ask your wife if it was legit.
  13. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    Andrelton Simmons posts on the SweetSpot Blog?

    I blame bitch questions.
  14. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    4/17/15 GDT: Maybin getting more burn / Peterson batting 8th

    Git some, baby! **** Canada!
  15. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    !!SCORES UP Braves at Blue Jays

    1. **** NO 2. HELLS YES 3. NO 4. YES 5. **** YEAH, ME 6. 4 7. 10 8. 6 9. 7 10. 6 11. 5.1
  16. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    Apr 15 update - YNOT SEASON STATS

    Harrelson was right—people really hate you when you beat them. Also, some people around here who shall remain nameless (Gilesfan) sure like to talk a lot of **** about qualifying number of ABs or whatever. It's all good, though. Get ready to lose some more, losers. HE GONE AJ
  17. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    4/14/15 GDT Jace still out of the lineup

    **** you ****ing c****. Refuse to lose, baby!
  18. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    4/13/15 GDT Callaspo at 2nd, batting 2nd

    Gotta go get ready to shake hands. XOXO AJ OUT
  19. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    4/13/15 GDT Callaspo at 2nd, batting 2nd

    I dunno. I stole it from Bethancourt's locker.
  20. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    4/13/15 GDT Callaspo at 2nd, batting 2nd

    This team really needed an old catcher to keep things loose.
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