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  1. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    4/13/15 GDT Callaspo at 2nd, batting 2nd

    We've been shooting tequilla for a couple innings, so he should be good.
  2. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    Not Only Does Jason Heyward Hate Baseball, He's Also A Dirty Player

    It can be really hurtful when people say stuff like this about you. Remember that we players are human beings, just like you.* Keep your head up, Jason. Also, kick him in the dick next time. *just like you, only way richer, bigger, faster, stronger, and better endowed.
  3. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    GDT: 4/12/15 BREAK OUT THE BROOMS (again!)

    Anyone who doesn't think my attitude is always ready and always positive can go **** a donkey. Sorry, gtg. Don't want to be looking at my phone in the dugout. That **** is really easily misinterpreted.
  4. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    GDT: 4/12/15 BREAK OUT THE BROOMS (again!)

    My body is ready.
  5. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    GDT: 4/12/15 BREAK OUT THE BROOMS (again!)

    Me, too. Wait a minute . . .
  6. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    GDT: 4/10/'15 - Atlanta Braves (Stults) vs. New York Mets, Fredi showing off again.

    YES THEY DO WHEN THEY'RE LICKING IT OUT OF EACH OTHER"S NAVELS WHILE I WATCH LAST POST AJ OUT XOXO
  7. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    GDT: 4/10/'15 - Atlanta Braves (Stults) vs. New York Mets, Fredi showing off again.

    This is going to be my last post on the board. Apparently you can't state facts around here without being insulted or having someone get all smartassy about sample sizes. I just want to talk baseball but some people just can't deal with that level of realness. My therapist—I mean, if I needed...
  8. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    GDT: 4/10/'15 - Atlanta Braves (Stults) vs. New York Mets, Fredi showing off again.

    NO. DO YOU HAVE MILLIONS IN THE BANK, THE REFLEXES OF A CHEETAH, AWESOME HAIR, GREAT SKIN, A WORLD SERIES RING, AND A HUGE COCK?
  9. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    GDT: 4/10/'15 - Atlanta Braves (Stults) vs. New York Mets, Fredi showing off again.

    WRONG, MOTHER****ER
  10. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    GDT: 4/10/'15 - Atlanta Braves (Stults) vs. New York Mets, Fredi showing off again.

    If the answer were "Freddie Freeman," I guess you could say I had. If the answer were "Anthony John Pierzynski," though . . .
  11. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    GDT: 4/10/'15 - Atlanta Braves (Stults) vs. New York Mets, Fredi showing off again.

    I guess you saw who leads the team in OBP, SLG, and OPS, huh?
  12. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    Why is AJ Peirzynski a bad person?

    Hey, friend! Thanks for your question, and thanks for rooting for the Braves and yours truly. I hope I get a fair shake from fans here, and I'll be the first to admit that though I strive to be the best AJ that I can be, sometimes my competitive nature gets the better of me. Also, occasionally...
  13. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    GDT: 4/10/'15 - Atlanta Braves (Stults) vs. New York Mets, Fredi showing off again.

    I've made it pretty clear how I feel about that homo stuff.
  14. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    GDT: 4/10/'15 - Atlanta Braves (Stults) vs. New York Mets, Fredi showing off again.

    I like your style, kid.
  15. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    GDT: 4/10/'15 - Atlanta Braves (Stults) vs. New York Mets, Fredi showing off again.

    To be fair to the skip, I started drinking during the rain delay and I think I just pissed myself.
  16. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    GDT: 4/10/'15 - Atlanta Braves (Stults) vs. New York Mets, Fredi showing off again.

    Puking.
  17. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    GDT: 4/10/'15 - Atlanta Braves (Stults) vs. New York Mets, Fredi showing off again.

    I took the kid out last night. Trust me, he's in no shape to play.
  18. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    GDT: 4/10/'15 - Atlanta Braves (Stults) vs. New York Mets, Fredi showing off again.

    So, you guys have watched the skip more than I have. How does he feel about using a stud backup C as a PH?
  19. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    GDT: 4/10/'15 - Atlanta Braves (Stults) vs. New York Mets, Fredi showing off again.

    Cut the kid some slack.
  20. Anthony J. Pierzynski

    GDT: 4/10/'15 - Atlanta Braves (Stults) vs. New York Mets, Fredi showing off again.

    Meh.
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