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  1. kingphatcow

    Braves hire Chipper as a Special Assistant.

    Articulate? Not so much. He wrote a masterpiece with the baseball bat. But when he talks, it's clear he's CONSTANTLY half-lit. It's all good, though. I don't expect my ballplayers to be philosophers. Or sober. One of the greatest hitters of my generation, so I couldn't care less if he's on the...
  2. kingphatcow

    Braves hire Chipper as a Special Assistant.

    Chipper's never been much of a wordsmith, has he?
  3. kingphatcow

    Vote for Chop Country Rookie of the Year (2015)

    if Anthony J. Pierzynski doesn't win, i weep for the future of America.
  4. kingphatcow

    Introductions Are In Order II

    Real name: Josh, but I try to keep that offline because I don't want Obama to know. I was kingphatcow on Scout too. I liked Scout until Bill decided to get more involved. That guy was a douche. Good arguments over there. As with everything else, the influx of sabremetrics ruined the BBQ as...
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    Post Your Original Join Date Here

    Both... but Patio most recently
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    Post Your Original Join Date Here

    I'm a relentless asshole. I'm sure I deserved it.
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    Post Your Original Join Date Here

    Boom. Joined on 1/11/2005 Now to get banned with my new username
  8. kingphatcow

    Post Your Original Join Date Here

    nope. i can't it says "Redirect to site page due to lack of permissions."
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    Post Your Original Join Date Here

    I'm still blocked over there user: kingphatcow if anyone wants to look it up. I've got an inbox message from July, 2010, but I'm sure I've been around longer than that.
  10. kingphatcow

    Washington is becoming a dumpster fire

    This is just union posturing in advance of the next CBA talks. I was super excited about the headline because #TeamPapelbon #HarperIsABitch, but then I realized they were trying to use my hatred of post-adolescent cockiness to lure me into supporting my other hated thing: unions.
  11. kingphatcow

    Harper Called out by Teammate; Dugout brawl!

    Of course. what have i been doing today? And I DESERVE TO BE CHOKED (literally or metaphorically). Just because something is universally accepted, doesn't mean it's right, best or ideal.
  12. kingphatcow

    Harper Called out by Teammate; Dugout brawl!

    no, they don't. but you could get a job at the NYT with journalistic instincts like that
  13. kingphatcow

    Harper Called out by Teammate; Dugout brawl!

    first of all, thank you for noticing. Second, sincerely, we shouldn't be accepting of that fact that we're all ****-ups. It should bother us enough to hold ourselves and each other to higher standards. That can't be THAT outrageous a statement, can it?
  14. kingphatcow

    Harper Called out by Teammate; Dugout brawl!

    i was agreeing with you that I'm a crotchety old man. Agreeing with you pisses you off. Disagreeing with you pisses you off. I really don't know what to do anymore. BUT I'D STILL RUN HARD TO FIRST BASE
  15. kingphatcow

    Harper Called out by Teammate; Dugout brawl!

    he asked 12, 12 took the stance I've taken. 100% of the people polled. right, right... SSS
  16. kingphatcow

    Harper Called out by Teammate; Dugout brawl!

    yes. it's part of the video where Papelbon chokes him for NOT running
  17. kingphatcow

    Harper Called out by Teammate; Dugout brawl!

    that's MY move. I take it all back. #PapelbonSucks And, if i read you correctly, it's essentially "we're swirling down the toilet, sh!t's real. deal with it."
  18. kingphatcow

    Harper Called out by Teammate; Dugout brawl!

    according to CJ, the men who play(ed) the game agree with me. I'm cool that the video game GMs don't.
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