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It’s the SMELL…if there is such a thing.

It’s truly the worst thing to happen between a minority and ice recently. Maybe ever.

And I deal with electricians everyday. Most of them should be working at Wal-Mart. You’d be terrified if you knew some of these people wiring up your houses.

Spoken like someone who hasn’t had to deal with shitty FedEx employees on a daily basis and heard horror stories from people who worked there. Trash company.

I’m a 1%’er that makes 5 figures, has a fully loaded company Taurus, and a rotating DVD tower in my corner apartment with a fountain view.

Just threw my chips and salsa across the room at Chilis.

While we’re on the subject of OF, pro tip: don’t ever jerk off near a running fan.

He’s a fucking idiot.

Or a super utility player. Go get Seager.

Braves are definitely going to have to make a move for a bat now.

Is there a giant power station next to Truist Park that I don’t know about?

You’re shitting me.

Isn’t that a compliment to Justin?

He’s probably with your mom, so no.

I have not. Didn’t realize those books were actually real.

You sound like someone who can turn door knobs with ease.

But he promised!