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  1. M

    2026 : Around the League

    Standing in the crowd, holding up the third home run you’ve robbed that night, has to be about as cool as any player has felt in the history of MLB.
  2. M

    2026 : Around the League

    I might be imagining this, but it sure seemed like the home plate umpire was pretty annoyed at having to go through all that.
  3. M

    Opening Day Roster

    Do you want guys named Suarez? Oh, don't fucking worry, we have guys named Suarez.
  4. M

    2026 ST Thread

    I read this tweet and assumed that Giolito must be repped by Boras, but it's actually CAA. Bit of a surprise there.
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    2026 ST Thread

    I absolutely think there's a scenario where the offense steps up and we hit the ever-loving crap out of the ball and that's more than enough to cover for deficiencies in the starting staff until some of the injured guys start coming back in the summer. Would I bet on that? No, betting on sports...
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    2026 : Around the League

    I’m not saying he isn’t worth it, because he brings a lot to the table, but man, it’s weird to think of a guy with a career .285 OBP cashing in like that.
  7. M

    2026 ST Thread

    That's David Harbour's character in DTF St. Louis.
  8. M

    2026 ST Thread

    Not since the death of my hero, Hugo Chavez.
  9. M

    2026 ST Thread

    I like Ronald Acuna. I think he is good and I'm happy he plays for my favorite baseball team.
  10. M

    2026 ST Thread

    Most of the action on the field has been pretty encouraging, and everything off the field has comprehensively sucked.
  11. M

    Minor League Thread Part Deux

    Which is why I'm advocating for the Braves to draft high school pitcher Dreg Daddux.
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    Minor League Thread Part Deux

    I won't whine too much about prospect analysts rating our farm poorly, but I do think it's straightforwardly true that our farm has had pretty dismal rankings for several years now and it keeps churning out one or two guys per year who make an impact on the big league team. Baldwin last year...
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    2026 ST Thread

    Great Britain? The British have a WBC team?
  14. M

    Profar 162 game suspension.

    I mean, being a bad baseball player isn't fun. I'm sure Profar wants to be good. Yeah, he got the money, but I imagine he actually wanted to play good ball for a winning team as well. Being good > being bad.
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    Profar 162 game suspension.

    Amusingly, this story isn't on Braves.com yet and Bowman hasn't tweeted about it.
  16. M

    Profar 162 game suspension.

    Every time we think we've measured our capacity to meet a challenge, we look up and we're reminded that capacity may well be limitless.
  17. M

    2026 ST Thread

    All things considered the bargain was definitely worth it, but that deal Matzek and Rosario struck with the devil before the 2021 postseason has a very long, very sharp tail.
  18. M

    2026 ST Thread

    I am calling for a targeted air strike on Cy's location.
  19. M

    2025-2026 offseason thread

    When will baseball take the necessary steps to constrain big-market bullies like the Braves from unfairly leveraging real estate investments as part of their team-building strategies? No one can compete with this!
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