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Sir, they have committed false report. Moreover, they have spoken untruths. Secondly, they are slanderers. Sixth and lastly, they have belied a lady. Thirdly, they have verified unjust things. And to conclude, they are lying knaves.

I'd almost lay money I don't have that he starts at least 90% of however many games we end up playing after he rejoins, regardless of handedness or anything else, and over half of those will be in RF. After all these years of slavish obsession, I have no idea how people think Snit will suddenly...

Not only that, but I have absolutely zero belief in Snitker having the capacity to use him in a way that doesn't hurt the team. He'll probably lead the team in PAs vs lefties from here on out.

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I don't think anyone is doing so over four games, and especially not these four games. It's been an occasional topic of discussion for a couple of years now, because of the type of player he is and the nearness of his contract expiration.

Snit has more sympathy for slippery balls.

I could see that, and share the concern. But considering his considerable increased power since initially breaking in, I also think there's a chance he could be one of those players who offsets lost BA with more power increases. That said, I'd be really hesitant to extend him after this contract.

Considering I consider Fried a 3 (at best), I'd be looking for an outside option on a 1 or 2 first and foremost, and use a revolving door for 4 and 5 until someone steps up and starts taking them. Which is probably more general than what you're looking for, but it's hard to know what is even a...

Man, what kind of a.... Nah, I shouldn't go there.

Chip is a walking proof against the internet-fueled notion that cognitive dissonance is by itself a sign of high intelligence.

As our best overall hitter, he should be batting second.

I'm unfamiliar with the phrase "promotion prospect." Judging by context clues, though, I'm assuming it's another term for position prospect?

*snort!* Chip, to EY Sr: I'm sure all the guys in the locker room appreciate you still staying in touch. But do the same with us! I think he's feeling left out, y'all.

This is also why it's been generally accepted over the decades that great players don't usually make great coaches... It all came so easily for them that they have trouble understanding why others don't just do it already.

We're in danger of falling to .400, which even this year isn't a playoff club. With only a week left to make up ground before the season is cancelled, they better get this **** turned around fast.

"But... but... but... they're not really there!"

Okay, who here is on Twitter, and why did you go and convince Glavine his poor pun was a good one?

Someone is slacking making today's thread.

I feel like a case could be made everyone but the Orioles, Tigers, and Mariners should wait and see.

FWIW, the one that really got me was someone speculating he has mental problems stemming from childhood trauma. What a leap, man.