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    GDT 4/14/26: Braves vs Marlins - Roster Back to 26

    That’s the moment I almost fell out of the scalding hot shower
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    GDT 4/14/26: Braves vs Marlins - Roster Back to 26

    She was like “what in the hell was going on in there? I thought you fell down or something!”
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    GDT 4/14/26: Braves vs Marlins - Roster Back to 26

    So, I decide to go take a quick two minute shower between innings (I spent eight hours in the car today) and crank up Ben Ingram….. we get the bloop single and so, naturally I decide to stay in the shower for another batter… and then another…. and then another.. and then another… and then BAM...
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    GDT 4/14/26: Braves vs Marlins - Roster Back to 26

    His grandmother.
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    GDT 4/14/26: Braves vs Marlins - Roster Back to 26

    Lopez looking much better after his Glavine-esque horrid start
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    GDT 4/14/26: Braves vs Marlins - Roster Back to 26

    These dudes need to keep eating rally burgers … if they gain so much weight that they end up looking like Harris, then so be it.
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    GDT 4/14/26: Braves vs Marlins - Roster Back to 26

    RBI Mo-Chine And Big O And AR 27 .. almost - good rip
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    GDT 4/14/26: Braves vs Marlins - Roster Back to 26

    Dom baby
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    GDT 4/14/26: Braves vs Marlins - Roster Back to 26

    And yaz with a catch…. Like it really mattered
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    GDT 4/14/26: Braves vs Marlins - Roster Back to 26

    Dat ass bees OUT!
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    GDT 4/14/26: Braves vs Marlins - Roster Back to 26

    Much better - and one run here is most manageable.
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    GDT 4/13/26: Braves vs Marlins - Cook Some Fish for the New Dad

    We need one of those six run innings
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    GDT 4/13/26: Braves vs Marlins - Cook Some Fish for the New Dad

    Yes.
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    GDT 4/13/26: Braves vs Marlins - Cook Some Fish for the New Dad

    I assume by metrics, you mean the number of games that he directly blew last season. Especially in July when it looked like we could maybe possibly make a run before the deadline. I’m sorry, but he is on this team for what reason I have no damn idea. Hopefully, the DFA is already hanging in...
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    GDT 4/13/26: Braves vs Marlins - Cook Some Fish for the New Dad

    There is no reason for bummer to be on this team. He is worse than fat Suarez.
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    GDT 4/13/26: Braves vs Marlins - Cook Some Fish for the New Dad

    I swear I hate bummer so much.
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    GDT 4/13/26: Braves vs Marlins - Cook Some Fish for the New Dad

    Oh dear lord Bummer. Buckle the hell down.
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    GDT 4/13/26: Braves vs Marlins - Cook Some Fish for the New Dad

    Mowed ‘em down
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    GDT 4/13/26: Braves vs Marlins - Cook Some Fish for the New Dad

    Kenny Powers from Myrtle Beach knows how fry up some fish, I’ll tell ya one damn thing….
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    GDT 4/12 vs Guardians: Waiting All Day For Sunday Night

    Has to be. First one to come to mind. Either him or Olson for sure.
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