Julio3000
<B>A Chip Off the Old Rock</B>
The 2013 Atlanta Braves: now featuring more Johnsons than a Robert Mapplethorpe exhibit.
LF Jordan "You put your marijuana in my peanut butter!" Schafer. Not Jordan Parraz.
RF Diesel Upton. Not nitty, not gritty.
1B The Fred. Not Ike Davis.
3B Lord BABIP. Not Juan Francisco.
C Brian McCann. Not Stoppable.
SS Andreltron. Not Not Simmons. All your hits . . . will be lost in his glove. Like . . . tears . . . in rain.
CF Weasel Upton. Not himself.
2B Some Johnson. Not really.
P Julio Teheran. The Jive Turkey. Baby Pedro. Don Cartagena. Future Plunking Ace. Not giving a ****.
Redbirds
3B Carpenter
RF Beltran
LF Holliday
1B Craig
C Not Brian McCann.
CF Jay
2B Wong
SS Descalso
P Miller
LF Jordan "You put your marijuana in my peanut butter!" Schafer. Not Jordan Parraz.
RF Diesel Upton. Not nitty, not gritty.
1B The Fred. Not Ike Davis.
3B Lord BABIP. Not Juan Francisco.
C Brian McCann. Not Stoppable.
SS Andreltron. Not Not Simmons. All your hits . . . will be lost in his glove. Like . . . tears . . . in rain.
CF Weasel Upton. Not himself.
2B Some Johnson. Not really.
P Julio Teheran. The Jive Turkey. Baby Pedro. Don Cartagena. Future Plunking Ace. Not giving a ****.
Redbirds
3B Carpenter
RF Beltran
LF Holliday
1B Craig
C Not Brian McCann.
CF Jay
2B Wong
SS Descalso
P Miller