Aggravated Pimping

Julio3000

<B>A Chip Off the Old Rock</B>
If it's hated, underrated, or simply not appreciated, but YOU think it's the best thing since Tony LaRussa invented baseball, pimp it here for the edification of (and possible ridicule from) your peers.
 
I will unapologetically pimp linen. Wearing it, I mean. Makes a good napkin, too. Plus curtains.

Malty beer in the summer.
 
Kool AD's mixtapes. Sloppy, loose and funny.

Yo, these girls is smart, man
I'm trying to figure out how to play my part, man
I don't know how to start, man
The strangest organ is the human heart, man (oops)
**** with shortcuts like I'm Robert Altman (oops)
**** with long shots like I'm Robert Altman (oops)
**** with actresses like I'm Robert Altman (oops)
Recycled like half a verse, but that's art, man (art)
I don't got game, man
Some girls just be thinking that I'm like a smart man (hm)
Other girls be thinking they can Jane my Tarzan
Other girls thinking they can play me like cards, man
But girls just want to have fun, it's not hard, man
Just watch her when she cooking grits, Phil Hartman
 
**** with shortcuts like I'm Robert Altman (oops)
**** with long shots like I'm Robert Altman (oops)
**** with actresses like I'm Robert Altman (oops)
Recycled like half a verse, but that's art, man (art)
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That's a sick passage. [Downloading now.]
 
I pimp my summer vacation -- crocs
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bluegrass
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camping
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and cold beer
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.

I'd also like to return on Sunday to a 10 + game lead over the Mets.
 
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