David Price = awesomeness as a pitcher and a person

You're living in fantasy land, I'm living in reality. The reality where there's no chance that the Braves front office even calls Heyward's agent, because as those of us living in reality know, neither side is interested in getting back together after the way the trade happened. Whether Heyward is the best player the Braves can sign to improve the team is irrelevant at this point. IT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!!! Stop dreaming, it's over.

What we know isn't going to happen is the Braves aren't going to sign any free agent to really help the team.
 
Girls, I have reason to believe that the Braves are going to get Price, Grienke, Cespedes, Heyward, Murphy, and Wieters.

Braves in '16, BELIEVE IT!

Markakis RF

Murphy 2B

Freeman 1B

Cespedes LF

Heyward CF

Olivera 3B

Wieters C

Simmons SS

Price

Grienke

Miller

Tehran

Wiesler, ManBan, Folty
 
Girls, I have reason to believe that the Braves are going to get Price, Grienke, Cespedes, Heyward, Murphy, and Wieters.

Braves in '16, BELIEVE IT!

Markakis RF
Murphy 2B
Freeman 1B
Cespedes LF
Heyward CF
Olivera 3B
Wieters C
Simmons SS

Price
Grienke
Miller
Tehran
Wiesler, ManBan, Folty

Three Lefties at the top of the order. NO THANK YOU!! we should just keep what we have..
 
Clearly not somebody who can help a team win a WS championship. Doesn't come through in pressure/clutch situations.
 
Girls, I have reason to believe that the Braves are going to get Price, Grienke, Cespedes, Heyward, Murphy, and Wieters.

Braves in '16, BELIEVE IT!

Markakis RF
Murphy 2B
Freeman 1B
Cespedes LF
Heyward CF
Olivera 3B
Wieters C
Simmons SS

Price
Grienke
Miller
Tehran
Wiesler, ManBan, Folty

You are insane. Insane. Move Olivera back to his natural position at second and move Murphy to 3B.

Also, are you sure about blocking Mallex?
 
I can devolve it even further.

Another player full of awesomeness as a person is Lenny Dysktra. He says he hired PIs for $500,000 to threaten blackmail to umpires and justifies it by saying "I had mouths to feed."

That's pure awesomeness.
 
And yet you're still the one who mentioned it. Everyone who actually likes Heyward has moved on, while his haters can't let it go.

His adoring flock have not moved on. The butt hurt from the St. Louis trade will never subside. Wet dreams of Heyward signing a $200 million contract with Atlanta will not subside until the day he so elsewhere.
 
His adoring flock have not moved on. The butt hurt from the St. Louis trade will never subside. Wet dreams of Heyward signing a $200 million contract with Atlanta will not subside until the day he so elsewhere.

who is this Heywood fellow you speak of. I will try to google him later.
 
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