First World Problems

The Braves are on a 7-game losing streak and are endanger of having an 0-8 road trip at a critical time in the season.
 
My car's trunk is big enough for THREE bodies, making it wasteful to kill just one person at a time.
 
I have downloaded so much porn since 2006 that there are tons of video files in my external and internal hard drives that must be sad because they never or haven't been watched in almost a decade.

I liken it to the toys in toy story that Andy didn't play with for years... always waiting just in case he was gonna pull them from the attic or toy chest.
 
Because I work so much, I am months behind on things I DVR'd. Thus when I finally get to watch it, I see TV ads for movies coming out "in theaters everywhere this Friday", when they actually came out 2-3 months ago.
 
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