JS: I created Kansas City

[Millwood1Hitter]

"I was there the year before the Royals [played their first season]," Schuerholz said. "Having had the opportunity to spend 23 years helping to create the organization, strengthen it and win its first world championship, those are special memories for anybody in this game." --Actual quote

"I built them the first time and when I left, things crumbled but I help revitalize that organization again by recommending my young sidekick at the time, Dayton Moore. It gives me great satisfaction knowing I created baseball there, and was successful and helped them get on top again over the span of almost 5 decades. If it wasn't for all our of work, my due diligence on my part, to get all things in place, it's safe to say that Kansas City would not be a major league baseball city." --Ad libbed by the OP

http://m.braves.mlb.com/news/article/155672850/john-schuerholz-tied-to-royals-world-series

 

[goldfly]

his and bobbys time has come to an end and they need to ride off into the sunset

 

[Knucksie]

Reading it may seem arrogant, but there's nothing really untrue contained in those words either. He did build their first championship and did groom Dayton Moore.

 

[weso1]

I mean you couldn't even make up the second part of that quote if you tried. Unbelievable comment by JS there.

 

[MadduxFanII]

I mean you couldn't even make up the second part of that quote if you tried. Unbelievable comment by JS there.

Except he did make it up.

 

[CyYoung31]

Except he did make it up.

Yeah, only the first sentence was actually said. Going to edit the OP because most people are clearly too lazy to read.

 

[bravesfanMatt]

Yeah, only the first sentence was actually said. Going to edit the OP because most people are clearly too lazy to read.

did OP link the right article?!? I didn't read hardly any of what he posted? Trolling maybe? Also, isn't Gomes on KC's WS roster?

 

[chop2chip]

I don't know how the OP read the article and jumped the 15 mile ravine to arrive at that conclusion. Garbage.

 

[CyYoung31]

I don't know how the OP read the article and jumped the 15 mile ravine to arrive at that conclusion. Garbage.

It's parody. He jokes around by making up quotes from people. Problem is he tries to make it seem like it's legitimate.

 

[CyYoung31]

did OP link the right article?!? I didn't read hardly any of what he posted? Trolling maybe? Also, isn't Gomes on KC's WS roster?

Yes, he just made up part of it.

 

[weso1]

Except he did make it up.

 

[Dalyn]

Except he did make it up.

 

[DirkPiggler]

Ridiculous.

Everyone knows that on the eighth day Jason Heyward created the Kansas City Royals.

 

[MadduxFanII]

I'm not going to be mocked by some damn French aristocrat. Where's my guillotine?

 

[Dalyn]

I'm not going to be mocked by some damn French aristocrat. Where's my guillotine?

That's Thomas ****ing Jefferson, you unpatriotic twat!

 

[Knucksie]

Yeah, only the first sentence was actually said. Going to edit the OP because most people are clearly too lazy to read.

Or some people actually have lives away from the forum and only scan through and occasionally contribute. Then there are others who've been on suicide watch because of the Albie Lopez signing...

 

[Millwood1Hitter]

Or some people actually have lives away from the forum and only scan through and occasionally contribute. Then there are others who've been on suicide watch because of the Albie Lopez signing...

What a waste of 4 million dollars that was.

 

[CyYoung31]

Or some people actually have lives away from the forum and only scan through and occasionally contribute. Then there are others who've been on suicide watch because of the Albie Lopez signing...

Didn't have time to read, but did have time to post about it.

 

[Horsehide Harry]

I'm not going to be mocked by some damn French aristocrat. Where's my guillotine?

Looks like the Gnats coaching staff

 

[MadduxFanII]

What a waste of 4 million dollars that was.

Signing Albie gave us six starters, which made it possible for us to trade O'Dalis to LA for Sheffield.