chipchildress
Awaiting a Promotion
Born Feb. 20, 1980, this former third round draft pick celebrates his birthday today. As a prospect he celebrated his enormous schlong in the showers each night . Baseball America rated him as the best possible slow white guy with no power that the Atlanta Braves could have placed in their outfield. To the credit of the Braves, they managed to do just that, managing to get him in games in an incredible five seasons. That's truly remarkable considering just how not good he was.
