Ted Turner Rest in Peace

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Hell I certainly relate- that’s my whole life - I’m simply family wallpaper. No one in my house notices me at all- except the dog, and only because she wants illegal fridge food which she knows I’ll get every time the other humans aren’t looking.

Back to the original story - I woulda’ been tempted to do bad things with that trophy too!

Yeah. I couldn’t believe it, no one was watching it. Left all alone, and already on the elevator. I stood there for a few minutes knowing someone would be coming for it but never saw anyone. It would have been so easy. Well, the first part. The part where they tracked it down and put me in cuffs, not so fun.

I would fire a person for leaving it unattended like that, in a second.