GDT 4/6/24: Braves vs D-Backs - Life after Strider

If Fried starts pumping 90 mph fastballs at pitch 20 hopefully someone in the dugout is awake to notice before he throws 80 more pitches.
 
Snit was interviewed and was heartbroken about strider’s injury. “He looked good when I settled in for my nap, throwing 98 like always. By the time I woke up in the 4th inning he was only throwing 94, but I figured I better not say anything that may make someone not like me. And frankly, I had to pee since I hadn’t gone in almost 2 hours, so I had to take care of that first. So sad. Nothing could have been done at any point to mitigate this”.
 
Hmm grooved one right down the middle to the same guy who homered to lead off last night. Must be his elbow.

Yeah, if only location was a sign of injury like diminished velocity is.

Zip your pants up, that ignorance is falling out again while you’re bending over backwards.
 
I have Predators pregame and original golf programming on my two Bally channels. Looks like maybe I should just take the win.
 
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