Second ('Third') Trump Presidency Thread

“The tariffs are going to make us very rich, and very strong,” Trump told reporters in the Oval Office.

Hard to get very rich if you’re pulling the plug in two months…

It all makes sense if you simply understand that tariffs are a magical device used to simultaneously enrich a nation by making other countries directly pay them, a common sense leverage tool to use in negotiations, a financial tool that will help grow American production and wages by producing more things we don’t have a comparative advantage in producing, and an instrument of justice that will stop other countries from exploiting labor. Thank God himself that we have Donald Trump in charge to show us that tariffs are the answer to life, the universe and everything.
 
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Look, obviously I already knew I was a Cultural Marxist hellbent on destroying the West, but even I didn’t realize my interest in not paying more for my tomatoes was such a key component of that plot.
 
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But on the bright side, I’m pretty sure we’re only about 1 month away from the Make America Green Again movement to save the planet from Woke CCP Carbon Emissions.
 
It is true that higher prices of fruits and vegetables will mean Americans will buy less of them. Stores will stock less of them. There will be less waste.

Processed foods from a grocer’s perspective is a much better product to sell. Easier to stock, higher margins. Good on MAGA for willing to take on the burden of higher prices to help out their local grocery stores.
 
I'm not too fond of tomatoes (hello Dan Quayle). But I do like avocados (sorry for showing off Dan).
 
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It is true that higher prices of fruits and vegetables will mean Americans will buy less of them. Stores will stock less of them. There will be less waste.

Processed foods from a grocer’s perspective is a much better product to sell. Easier to stock, higher margins. Good on MAGA for willing to take on the burden of higher prices to help out their local grocery stores.

maga and processed food in the same sentence...i see what you did there you mother****ing elitist
 
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…but Texas is already using its “economic strength” via federal government tariffs. Unless he means Texas residents are going to buy more liquor from red states, which I suppose they’re welcome to do as they wish.
 
from a maga perspective i can see all this as an effective way to strike out at elitists who prefer fresh to processed food

it does make a bit of sense

growers will no longer be under pressure to find campesinos to pick crops at the right time...if some of the vegetables are a little wilted it won't matter once it goes through processing

it's so crazy it just might be brilliant

mapa make america processed again
 
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I just don't understand the strategy here. Seems random, arbitrary, and will make american lives more expensive for no obvious benefit that I can determine. Thethe has yet to give an explanation that makes any sense to me
 
I just don't understand the strategy here. Seems random, arbitrary, and will make american lives more expensive for no obvious benefit that I can determine. Thethe has yet to give an explanation that makes any sense to me

The DEA seized 43 lbs of fentanyl crossing the northern border last year (as compared to 21,000 at the southern), so we want to stop that while also making us super rich. The riches will come from Canada paying for the tariff, not us, but we’re probably going to stop the tariffs in a couple of months when Canada ensures us that the 40 lbs of drugs will stay in Canada. Also, we’re going to make the tariff only 10% for energy resources instead of the standard 25%, even though Canada is definitely paying, just trust us. When Canada finally convinces us they’ve got those 40 lbs of fentanyl under control, we’ll lift the tariffs, foregoing untold millions of riches flowing through our external revenue service, using that carrot to renegotiate a better trade deal with Canada, replacing the one negotiated and signed four years ago by the same president we have now, who at the time called it “the best agreement we ever made.”
 
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