GDT 3/31: Grant Holmes and DeLaCruz vs. the NoFreemans

[msstate7]

For the love of God, please score 25 this inning to get Jesse gone forever and put more heat on snit and AA

 

[Hulavol]

Ohtani is still wearing the cloak of shame from being struck out twice by Grant Holmes.

 

[DaneHill]

Jesse has AA's Signal d*ck pics.

 

[Hulavol]

We haven’t been this bad since I was ten years old and Chief Noc-A-Homa was manning the teepee.

 

[Hulavol]

The good news is we can stack the farm at the deadline. We outta keep Sale in bubble wrap until then.

 

[DaneHill]

So, this new batting coach....is he like cracked out sleeping on the bench or something?

 

[Hulavol]

White Socks have two more wins than us.

 

[msstate7]

So, this new batting coach....is he like cracked out sleeping on the bench or something?

AA brought him in so he's a AAAA batting coach

 

[Hulavol]

So, this new batting coach....is he like cracked out sleeping on the bench or something?

More like he’s been getting cracked out with Sean Murphy down in Florida for the last six weeks.

 

[The Tariff King]

This team is so bad it's making me reconsider the software transition and board change on Thursday.

 

[msstate7]

Per toscano, the braves have never started 0-5 and made the playoffs.

 

[Hulavol]

Frankly, there’s no reason for the change now. In another month, there won’t be any of us left.

Hell, I’m not sure Mississippi will make it through the week.

 

[msstate7]

Can't wait to hear carp tell me how 0-5 and not scoring in over 3 games is no big deal.

 

[Hulavol]

Per toscano, the braves have never started 0-5 and made the playoffs.

Cue Jim Mora….

 

[msstate7]

Who are the leaders on this team? They should be traded immediately. We don't need them.

 

[msstate7]

Finally. I can go to sleep now with the streak done

 

[DaneHill]

Streak broken! Hooray!

 

[CrimsonCowboy]

This team is so bad it's making me reconsider the software transition and board change on Thursday.

With the way things have gone, that may be something to look forward to

 

[Hulavol]

This is getting out of control—I have huffed so much florescent lightbulb gas that I just hallucinated a Michael Harris homerun to dead away center….

 

[CrimsonCowboy]

This is getting out of control—I have huffed so much florescent lightbulb gas that I just hallucinated a Michael Harris homerun to dead away center….

Well, I guess there’s worse things you can ingest