Customer Service by AA
AA: GOOD Morning, sir. How may my BIG, loveable and intelligent self impress you today?
Customer: Uh…. well…
AA: Let me stop you right there. You’re probably surprised to see a Bla-- I mean, an Af-foREE-Ameri-CAN in a job like this.
Customer: What?
AA: You know they wanted me to run the whole company.
C: They did?
AA: That’s right, but I said, “No siree, can’t do it. The customers need my expertise and selfless devotion.”
C: That’s nice.
AA: By the way, I played a little pro ball in Europe.
C: Huh?
AA: Sure did.
C: Okay. Well, here’s my receipt. Looks like a mixup on the order.
AA: Let ol’ AA take a look at that. … uh huh…uh huh. I see where YOU screwed up.
C: Pardon me.
AA: Yep! But don’t worry. Lot a folks do that.
C: They do?
AA: Sure do, but ya know what, ol’ AA would never make that mistake. Know why?
C: Why?
AA: Well, I’ll tell ya. In fact, got the perfect little anecdote illustrate. You aren’t in a hurry are ya?
C: Actually I am.
AA: Good. You’re gonna love this. You see, you probably think I’m a liberal, but I’m neither on the right or the left……
C: