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The real barometer of the team will be seen tonight. Based on the number of Harang jokes will tell us all we need to know.
First time starting a game thread....figured I could shake things up a little and get a new streak started. If I am breaking the traditions feel free to delete
Atlanta Lineup
1. Heyward RF
2. J Upton LF
3. Freeman 1B
4. Gattis C
5. BUpton CF
6. Johnson 3B
7. Simmons SS
8. Harang P
9. Pena 2B
Cardinals Linuep
1. Carpenter 3b
2. Molina C
3. Holliday LF
4. Adams 1B
5. Craig RF
6. Peralta SS
7. Bourjos CF
8. Ellis 2B
9. Miller RHP
Since the team has been so depressing recently anyone else up for a drinking game tonight. Drink when a brave k's, for every run the cards score, and whenenver the opposing pitcher gets on base.
Drink when any of our 3-4-5 hitters K.
Drink when Gattis swings at a pitch outside the zone.
Two drinks when Tron swings at the first pitch.
Two drinks when a brave makes an out with RISP.
Two drinks when Jason hits into a 4-3.
Two drinks when Chip makes a play on words.
Two drinks if Chip refers to Harang's height or girth.
Finish your drink if Joe Simpson talks about somebody keeping their hands inside the baseball.
Finish your drink when the Braves fail to get a bunt down.
I think only a professional psychoanalyst could understand this. Fredi has to go through these contortions to somehow limit the psychological impact on Uggla. I always found it curious he wouldn't hit Uggla 8th. So now he his leaving him out of the lineup, but batting his replacement ninth. Maybe it does make Uggla feel better. But to me it just seems weird. Pendleton for manager.
Must try something new. I don't totally understand the benefits of batting the pitcher 8th, but nothing else is working anyway.