How can anyone not believe in evolution?

AerchAngel said:
And I know where that came from.......my constant bashing of Liberals. I admit I do it, but they are in power now so they will bashed by me. When the Conservatives get in power and screw up like they normally do, I will treat them likewise.

No side is safe from Aerch "Carlos Zambrano" Angel. So Haterade coolers and Styrofoam cups be wary when I get a full head of steam.
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The best of the both worlds is styrofoam coolers. Those things F'n explode man... Especially when sat upon.
 
AerchAngel said:
Well I can join in with my perceived ROID rage I do exhibit on here, you know, the board best known hot head.

But I rather enjoy a migraine rather than get into a battle with Meta.

Zito has a point, his knowledge of disciplines are up there with the greatest that ever lived.
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Why would you rather suffer pain than argue with someone online? Seems like your priorities are a little whacked there my friend :Bunchie1:
 
zitothebrave said:
Either way you're taking the interwebs too seriously. Relax and have a homebrew instead.
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Speaking of that, I bought a carboy today, cleaned out my Mr. Beer, going to try and make a strong 80 proof blueberry brandy for the carboy. I have about 10 pounds of frozen berries from last year and they farm notified us they are about ready to be picked.

I want to try hefenweizen this time around for Mr. Beer.
 
I've been trying to think of what to brew. I may make tomorrow a brew day. Since it's the middle of July and I either need to do something fast like a quick blonde, or Session IPA. Or if I go something more fall appropriate like a IIPA. As summer ends quickly in New Hampshire.
 
BedellBrave said:
Where's my popcorn?
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weso1 said:
You say it like they shouldn't be in midseason form. It is midseason after all.
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Meta has been out of action for long periods of time this year. This is pretty much extended spring training for him and I'm amazed he's been keeping up with zeets tit for tat as if he hasn't missed any action.
 
zitothebrave said:
And remind me what did you go to school for? Biology? Physics? Astrophysics? Religion? Greek Classical Literature? Technology? Anthropology?
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My school was so pretentious that we didn't even have majors, but the credit-hours were equivalent to a double major in Philosophy/History of Math and Science with a double minor in Comparative Literature/Classical Studies. So sure, we covered a lot of that stuff, save modern Astrophysics, "Technology" (is this a field I can get a degree in? I want one; sounds awesome), and Anthropology. If you care, here is the curriculum. But:

a) My school only covered old people astronomy, like Ptolemy, Copernicus, Kepler, Newton... but the Big Bang is middle school level astrophysics, and I have the certificates to prove I graduated middle school. And also I guess I read, like, books and stuff?

b) I know about "Technology" because it is the year 2014 and I am not 1000 years old

c) Anthropology is not a real thing

zitothebrave said:
It must have been so expensive to have become an expert in all of those fields while becoming a baseball stat expert and expert on beer.
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It didn't cost a nickel, that's for sure.

zitothebrave said:
There was a time when I thought burning people on the internet was cool. Then I graduated high school.
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Oh, snap, there are layers to this dig right here, like a mutherfuggin' onion up in here: A dig saying "I ain't dig cuz digging is lame..." but which is also a dig...???!?. THAT A MOTHERLOVING PARADOX = MIND BLOWN

zitothebrave said:
I can only imagine your knowledge potential when you hit 40. You'll be like Einstein meets Carl Sagan with a dash of Aristotle.
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Nah, that **** peaks early. In his twenties, Isaac Newton was like the smartest dude ever, but by 40 he was mostly sitting at home writing about how awesome alchemy and being a virgin were. Basically it is all downhill from here for all of us.
 
I hate replying that way, too much work.

1. I can get you a degree in technology degree. How much you willing to pay for it? Big Bang isn't middle school astrophysics aside from covering the basics. The science behind it is at least advanced high school. And I'd like to see your middleschool certificate. Not a proof of live middle school participation. And who are you dissing Anthropology? Sterling Archer?

2. I'm glad you got such a bargain.

3. It has nothing to do with digs, and everything to do with caring.

4. I'm glad you have your map to your 40s printed out. Hopefully you kept yourself chaste like Sir Isaac.
 
zitothebrave said:
I hate replying that way, too much work.

1. I can get you a degree in technology degree. How much you willing to pay for it? Big Bang isn't middle school astrophysics aside from covering the basics. The science behind it is at least advanced high school. And I'd like to see your middleschool certificate. Not a proof of live middle school participation. And who are you dissing Anthropology? Sterling Archer?

2. I'm glad you got such a bargain.

3. It has nothing to do with digs, and everything to do with caring.

4. I'm glad you have your map to your 40s printed out. Hopefully you kept yourself chaste like Sir Isaac.
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- We definitely covered the amount of information I gave about the Big Bang in middle school. Also I lied, I flunked middle school.

- NOT a nickel. It was many nickels. So not so much of a bargain.

- I dig caring.

- I'm actually getting my mid life crisis out of the way early right now, so my 40s should be pretty swell, even though I'll be turning into a dumb old man.
 
1. Sorry to hear that. Glad you could winger your way through highschool and college.

2. Maybe there's an easier way we can keep track of money rather than nickels? Are you a fan of the rupee? Oh right no you aren't.

3 Hey, that's some word replacement there!

4. What if this was your midlife crisis as it's your midlife? Lord knows what diseases on can catch when hanging around the seedier parts of Thailand.
 
From Dylan Thomas' A Child's Christmas in Wales:

"Get back to the Presents."

"There were the Useful Presents: engulfing mufflers of the old coach days, and mittens made for giant sloths; zebra scarfs of a substance like silky gum that could be tug-o'-warred down to the galoshes; blinding tam-o'-shanters like patchwork tea cozies and bunny-suited busbies and balaclavas for victims of head-shrinking tribes; from aunts who always wore wool next to the skin there were mustached and rasping vests that made you wonder why the aunts had any skin left at all; and once I had a little crocheted nose bag from an aunt now, alas, no longer whinnying with us. And pictureless books in which small boys, though warned with quotations not to, would skate on Farmer Giles' pond and did and drowned; and books that told me everything about the wasp, except why."
 
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