GDT: July 20, 2014: Phillies (Kendrick) @ Braves (Wood)

[MadduxFanII]

Yeah. He ran over Pastornicky last year. We know how that turned out.

Didn't he run over a CF? Jordan, maybe?

Lucky for other Schools his parents forbid him from playing football. He'd have have been one of those stand up DE who destroys QBs. Or a Hall of Fame TE.

I demand royalties for this post.

 

[GovClintonTyree]

Give him enough crack and he'll love anything.

Anything.

Surprising we get anything at all out of a shiftless negro.

 

[GovClintonTyree]

I demand royalties for this post.

Check's in the mail.

 

[MadduxFanII]

That was some Caminiti-esque footwork from Mayberry.

 

[Dalyn]

I go away and come back and fish dicks are all over the place. What happened?

 

[Bama9507]

Heyward would miss 6 games a year in NFL. Soft.

 

[jason27nc]

Heyward would miss 6 games a year in NFL. Soft.

Really? How many times has he been on the DL since being in the MLB's?

 

[The Tariff King]

I know we just came off the all star break and people are readjusting back into the groove but 6 innings and no Wood puns yet?

 

[rico43]

They've played only three innings in Gwinnett, and Gosselin is already 3-3 with a double. Gattis two hits, two RBIs.

Eight-run inning. Wonder what that's like.

 

[rico43]

I know we just came off the all star break and people are readjusting back into the groove but 6 innings and no Wood puns yet?

Is that a knock?

 

[MadduxFanII]

I know we just came off the all star break and people are readjusting back into the groove but 6 innings and no Wood puns yet?

My passion for Wood puns is softening.

 

[MadduxFanII]

RAIN DELAY!

 

[Lville21]

I'm glad to see Wood stand up today after last night's tough loss. 6 innings of good Wood is enough.

 

[rico43]

Really? How many times has he been on the DL since being in the MLB's?

There was broken jaw, appendix, had to reattach a thumb, compound fracture, seemed like there was a through-and-through gunshot wound also, but maybe that was spring training.

 

[GovClintonTyree]

I know we just came off the all star break and people are readjusting back into the groove but 6 innings and no Wood puns yet?

Julio and I each had one. They were a little weak. Didn't catch fire.

 

[Garmel]

I'm glad to see Wood stand up today after last night's tough loss. 6 innings of good Wood is enough.

Yep. It's always fantastic when the Wood goes deep.

 

[Bama9507]

Really? How many times has he been on the DL since being in the MLB's?

Like seventy times

 

[Dalyn]

Wood needs a raincoat.

 

[MadduxFanII]

I bet Jason Heyward isn't even saluting the troops right now.

 

[Gary82]

I bet Jason Heyward isn't even saluting the troops right now.

I just burst into laughter at this.