GDT: July 20, 2014: Phillies (Kendrick) @ Braves (Wood)

Yeah. He ran over Pastornicky last year. We know how that turned out.

Didn't he run over a CF? Jordan, maybe?

Lucky for other Schools his parents forbid him from playing football. He'd have have been one of those stand up DE who destroys QBs. Or a Hall of Fame TE.

I demand royalties for this post.
 
I know we just came off the all star break and people are readjusting back into the groove but 6 innings and no Wood puns yet?
 
They've played only three innings in Gwinnett, and Gosselin is already 3-3 with a double. Gattis two hits, two RBIs.

Eight-run inning. Wonder what that's like.
 
Really? How many times has he been on the DL since being in the MLB's?

There was broken jaw, appendix, had to reattach a thumb, compound fracture, seemed like there was a through-and-through gunshot wound also, but maybe that was spring training.
 
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