GDT: 7-30-13 Rockies at Braves, Wood pitching, JHey lead-off

[jason27nc]

Looks like the Boys of Summer are back.

Setting us up nicely for another October disappointment.

Yeah, we should trade everyone now.

 

[CyYoung31]

Because if Blackmon gets on base, it means Chip has to wait an extra at-bat to delay his victory snorting.

I just thought it was some thinly veiled racism on Chip's part.

 

[The Tariff King]

So would BC call Alex Wood "Woodie"?

Probably for the sake of the Grandmas at home, just go with "Alex".

 

[Julio3000]

Wood is like penis.

It was right under my nose the whole time.

Er . . . never mind.

 

[BremanFan88]

Chip snorts with 100s.

Chip bought the few of these that exist because he's a boss.

 

[Dalyn]

It was right under my nose the whole time.

Er . . . never mind.

Walked right into it.

 

[BremanFan88]

It was right under my nose the whole time.

Er . . . never mind.

 

[Dalyn]

Chip bought the few of these that exist because he's a boss.

I burned a few of those for heat during the summer of 2058.

 

[CyYoung31]

It was right under my nose the whole time.

Er . . . never mind.

Too late. You've already said a mouth full.

 

[Julio3000]

I just thought it was some thinly veiled racism on Chip's part.

He was hoping that Varvaro would brush him back and set up that Nation of Islam pun that he'd had in his back pocket the whole series.

Spoiler

 

[The Tariff King]

We're breaking new records.

61 members logged in atm.

 

[Julio3000]

Too late. You've already said a mouth full.

I'm finding this abuse hard to swallow.

 

[The Tariff King]

Fredi has must've watched hours and hours of Bobby Cox post-game interviews.

 

[jpx7]

It was right under my nose the whole time.

Er . . . never mind.

It's just a difficult name to get your mouth around.

 

[BremanFan88]

*insert penis joke here*

lol, insert...

 

[The Tariff King]

This type of tomfoolery is what Patio was trying to clean up.

I see it's spread here.

 

[yeezus]

This type of tomfoolery is what Patio was trying to clean up.

I see it's spread here.

Don't have fun too loud

 

[Dalyn]

This type of tomfoolery is what Patio was trying to clean up.

I see it's spread here.

STD

Scout transmitted disease.

 

[zitothebrave]

We're breaking new records.

61 members logged in atm.

These sex jokes are out of hand

 

[Dalyn]

These sex jokes are out of hand

Saw that one coming.