GDT 8/1/13: Rockies (Bettis) @ Braves (Teheran) 7:10 PM

[ChapelHillMatt]

Hitting machine

 

[CrimsonCowboy]

That Chris Johnson is so lucky........................

 

[CyYoung31]

LOL, this guy....

 

[thethe]

That boy can hit.

 

[Mrs. Meta]

He gets no respect.

 

[NinersSBChamps]

Alright, Deborah St Downer. This is why you remain conspicuously cliqueless.

It was a simple question...you ****ing tool bag.

 

[The Tariff King]

Checking in. Glad to see April got a homerun!

 

[ChapelHillMatt]

BABIP!

He's going to come crashing back down to earth

 

[Mrs. Meta]

Love those hits. Keep 'em coming.

...do the hits just keep on coming?

 

[Dalyn]

...do the hits just keep on coming?

Wood.

 

[thethe]

He's going to come crashing back down to earth

At least we can agree on Chris!

 

[Mrs. Meta]

It was a simple question...you ****ing tool bag.

Haha, JPX hasn't any tools in his bag!

Cheerio!

 

[Dalyn]

If you stomp on the base hard enough, you will be safe!

 

[NinersSBChamps]

He's going to come crashing back down to earth

Yeah those same people who say BJ can't struggle all season say CJ is lucky and will stop hitting.

 

[Mrs. Meta]

If you stomp on the base hard enough, you will be safe!

Speak softly and carry a big dick.

 

[CyYoung31]

It was a simple question...you ****ing tool bag.

Seriously, lighten the hell up. We bust each other's balls here. It's what we do best. You should know this. No need to take it so damn seriously.

 

[Dalyn]

Yeah those same people who say BJ can't struggle all season say CJ is lucky and will stop hitting.

Actually, Johnson is my favorite player to watch this year.

 

[ChapelHillMatt]

At least we can agree on Chris!

We actually agree a lot, just not on the Uptons

 

[jpx7]

It was a simple question

Was it? I'm skeptical that was really your intent — but the answer is, in fact, "five."

 

[jpx7]

Haha, JPX hasn't any tools in his bag!

Tools go in boxes.

#genitals