GDT 8/1/13: Rockies (Bettis) @ Braves (Teheran) 7:10 PM

[thethe]

Odds Gattis goes more than 3 pitches into this AB?

 

[Dalyn]

That motherplunker stole my bike! But it's okay. I forgive him.

 

[jpx7]

Somewhere Chip has a notebook with a page headed "AREA CODES THAT COULD BE BATTING AVERAGES (GOOD)"

Right next to it is one headed "AREA CODES THAT COULD BE BATTING AVERAGES (BAD)."

Legit laughs.

 

[Dalyn]

Jesus plunk butt.

 

[thethe]

wow

 

[The Tariff King]

Trade heyward while his value is high.

 

[bravesnumberone]

Damn, Gattis, if you're in that much of a hurry, just get tossed like Tulo.

 

[jpx7]

Trade Heyward while he's still high.

Yea, dude is just skyed right now.

 

[JusticeForAll23]

A 4.12 ERA and 11-5 record...someone was getting a ton of run support.

 

[Julio3000]

Not going to be the player we thought he was.

shellofhisformerself

 

[Gary82]

How damn athletic is Teheran? He's quickly becoming one of my favorites to watch.

 

[thethe]

shellofhisformerself

I love that I started that phrase!

 

[parkvadawg]

Trade heyward while his value is high.

We might get a nice Middle reliever

 

[mfree80]

Love Teheran. The only Brave with two hits.

 

[Dalyn]

Shanks has both feet up his ass and one of them is still in his mouth.

 

[Julio3000]

Gawd. Nasty.

 

[bravesnumberone]

Murph getting too close with Chip, apparently.

 

[parkvadawg]

Lordy jesus

 

[Dalyn]

Teheran is pitching so bipolar I am afraid he is going to kill and eat a motherplunker out there.

 

[jpx7]

Kid just refuses to record any other sort of out tonight.