An action that can only be interpreted as defiance in the face of the great american tradition of slaughtering and eating them, the turkeys have begun firing back. One can only wonder: "Why a Russian plane" on a predominately American holiday"- the answer has to be as simple as - "well, turkey's don't really have that big of a brain compared to say a crow, or an eagle".
In all seriousness, this could be a real mess and should probably not be taken lightly.
In all seriousness, this could be a real mess and should probably not be taken lightly.