Lottery

[praeceps93]

I'd probably just become Braves Man, similar to Marlins Man. Instead of a bright orange jacket, I'd wear a Braves outfit complete with real tomahawk to bop people with.

 

[rico43]

With my luck, I'd suffer a fatal heart attack.

 

[zitothebrave]

I was born a unicorn.

 

[The Tariff King]

Well guys, I didn't win the jackpot. So you'll have to continue to pay your subscription fees for the premium content we provide here.

 

[jpx7]

I was thinking more Who Will Cut Our Hair When We're Gone?-style Unicorns.

 

[The Tariff King]

No winners yet apparently. 1.3 billion on Wednesday.

After taxes I could probably buy a 50% stake in Los Bravos!

 

[goldfly]

cash payout by the time the drawing is will easily be a billion

****ing nuts

 

[zitothebrave]

remember, not long ago there was a big scandal with the Powerball.

 

[thewupk]

who's gonna win tonight?

 

[zitothebrave]

who's gonna win tonight?

Me

And premium subscriptions for all will happen.

 

[goldfly]

at least one ticket sold

Chino Hills, Cali had a ticket sold there.

 

[zitothebrave]

Didn't check my numbers but I didn't win. SOrry everyone, you'll have to keep paying your dues.