SAV's Superspreader of Love Road Trip of America 2021 (12/11 Oklahoma-New Mexico)

jpx7 said:
I regret to inform everyone that—even after FearlessLeader rescued me from the Fundamentalist-Socialist Cuckfarm on which I'd been cultishly plodding-away, down in the Bitterroot Valley; and then, furthermore, after he forcibly absconded me to a Meet-Cute Café in the Big City—we were nevertheless unable to flirt with each other for three straight hours (as planned) because we kept needing to discuss the Cy's Mom–Elephant in the room (it was a very big room—more like an outdoor patio, really).

In the end, he ate exclusively red meat, and I ate primarily green vegetables. I drank organic Yerba Matte, and he drank locally-sourced chocolate milk. Do with such information as you will, please.
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You sound like a pussy.












;D
 
jpx7 said:
I regret to inform everyone that—even after FearlessLeader rescued me from the Fundamentalist-Socialist Cuckfarm on which I'd been cultishly plodding-away, down in the Bitterroot Valley; and then, furthermore, after he forcibly absconded me to a Meet-Cute Café in the Big City—we were nevertheless unable to flirt with each other for three straight hours (as planned) because we kept needing to discuss the Cy's Mom–Elephant in the room (it was a very big room—more like an outdoor patio, really).

In the end, he ate exclusively red meat, and I ate primarily green vegetables. I drank organic Yerba Matte, and he drank locally-sourced chocolate milk. Do with such information as you will, please.
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that's a departure from his normal diet
 
Just an update for everyone.

I was in Tunisia during the NLCS. Then the last two games of the WS i was in Egypt.

Spent 9 days in France (mostly Paris and the countryside).

Now I'm roadtripping around the UK for the next week since this past Saturday.

Currently in Scotland in the highlands, making my way down to Wales and London before flying home on Thanksgiving.
 
The Chosen One said:
Just an update for everyone.

I was in Tunisia during the NLCS. Then the last two games of the WS i was in Egypt.

Spent 9 days in France (mostly Paris and the countryside).

Now I'm roadtripping around the UK for the next week since this past Saturday.

Currently in Scotland in the highlands, making my way down to Wales and London before flying home on Thanksgiving.
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Should reconsider. Warrants last forever.
 
The Chosen One said:
Just an update for everyone.

I was in Tunisia during the NLCS. Then the last two games of the WS i was in Egypt.

Spent 9 days in France (mostly Paris and the countryside).

Now I'm roadtripping around the UK for the next week since this past Saturday.

Currently in Scotland in the highlands, making my way down to Wales and London before flying home on Thanksgiving.
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Tell William Wallace we say "hi".
 
The Chosen One said:
Just an update for everyone.

I was in Tunisia during the NLCS. Then the last two games of the WS i was in Egypt.

Spent 9 days in France (mostly Paris and the countryside).

Now I'm roadtripping around the UK for the next week since this past Saturday.

Currently in Scotland in the highlands, making my way down to Wales and London before flying home on Thanksgiving.
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If you don't raise a sword and exclaim "There can be only one" then we can no longer be friends
 
Bored Leader stood me up on our date yesterday. We were supposed to feast upon Peking Duck at Hwa Yuan in Chinatown. I had carefully conducted my research on best Peking Duck emporium in New York. Not trusting google's algorithm, I had turned to DuckDuckGo (figuring that a search engine with that name would have an insider's edge on my Peking Duck search). I had verified my results using Bing and set up reservations for my date with Bored Leader.

Alas he was a no show and I had the whole duck to myself. But this had the felicitous result of allowing me to accomplish one of my long sought goals. To eliminate the turkey as part of my family's Thanksgiving. This year we feast on Peking Duck. I know for some of you this just confirms your suspicions about my being a secret agent of the CCP. To you I say **** you and happy Thanksgiving. And no **** you is not a delicacy you will find in Chinatown, except maybe Boston's Chinatown which abuts the red light district.

As an aside Hwa Yuan did not ask to see my vaccine card and I have already turned them in to New York City's Department of oppression AND tyranny.
 
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thethe said:
I'm insulted I didn't get a call.

Guess I was getting to close....
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I've added you to my dance card. Didn't know you are a Peking Duck fan. It is a fabulous dish. I enjoy the sensation of my arteries clogging up as I work my way through it.
 
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I will be going on my last road trip these next 2.5 weeks.


Passing through:
Alabama
Mississippi
Arkansas
Dallas
San Antonio
El Paso
New Mexico
Arizona
Las Vegas
Utah

If anyone would like to meet up, let me know.
 
The Chosen One said:
I will be going on my last road trip these next 2.5 weeks.


Passing through:
Alabama
Mississippi
Arkansas
Dallas
San Antonio
El Paso
New Mexico
Arizona
Las Vegas
Utah

If anyone would like to meet up, let me know.
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Can there be a better example of why some people don't join in the Walmart discussions???

Ya can't hide money.
 
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