50PoundHead
Hessmania Forever
Picked this up the other night. Modeled on the Boston Braves. I probably won't be wearing this to the casino.

Arent you too old to wear a flat brim cap?
I have been bending, bending, bending, bending, and bending, but the brims seem to be made of industrial strength cardboard these days, which prevents it from keeping the bend. You kids and your rap music and flat-brimmed hats.