Introductions are in order.

[zitothebrave]

Can you teach me tennis? I try to model my game after Michael Chang.

That's your problem. Asian's can't play tennis, they lack the size to dominate. if Federer was from China he wuold have never amounted to diddly poo.

 

[Knucksie]

Inclination is to believe that this is April Fool's, and that the Padio Daddio here is a fake account.

 

[yeezus]

Inclination is to believe that this is April Fool's, and that the Padio Daddio here is a fake account.

He's real, and he's spectacular.

 

[zitothebrave]

He's real, and he's spectacular.

If only Patio was Teri Hatchers boobs in the 90s

 

[Heyward]

Is this an April Fools joke?

 

[yeezus]

If only Patio was Teri Hatchers boobs in the 90s

don't make me google them at work.
god she is beyond sexy in that episode.

 

[The Tariff King]

Don't get you guys. I needed help on this site, Meta has been missing in action for a long time, and most of you declined the offer to help.

I go externally to find some help, and now it's a joke.

 

[Heyward]

Don't get you guys. I needed help on this site, Meta has been missing in action for a long time, and most of you declined the offer to help.

I go externally to find some help, and now it's a joke.

You never asked me

 

[NinersSBChamps]

You never asked me

Or me.

 

[zitothebrave]

don't make me google them at work.
god she is beyond sexy in that episode.

Yeah, I've never seen the Cool Surface, but I've seen parts of it.

 

[zitothebrave]

Or me.

Or me.

 

[The Tariff King]

You never asked me

Or me.

Let's think about this for a second.

 

[NinersSBChamps]

Let's think about this for a second.

????

 

[The Tariff King]

????

The two posters with the hottest tempers and most confrontations with everyone else in the community... hmm.

 

[NinersSBChamps]

The two posters with the hottest tempers and most confrontations with everyone else in the community... hmm.

AUTiger is no slouch either.

I think Heyward and I would make extraordinary board royalty members.

 

[NinersSBChamps]

KL and PD are logged in at the same time. More proof that you can access the internet from something other than a computer.

 

[The Tariff King]

AUTiger is no slouch either.

I think Heyward and I would make extraordinary board royalty members.

I think if you two were made staff members, I'd lose 80% of my paid subscribers.

Thanks but no thanks. I've hired someone who has experience with paid subscriptions from scout.

 

[NinersSBChamps]

I think if you two were made staff members, I'd lose 80% of my paid subscribers.

Thanks but no thanks. I've hired someone who has experience with paid subscriptions from scout.

I wasn't serious. I would love to help out, but too many people hate me on here anyway. That and I don't really have any skills that would be of assistance.

 

[AerchAngel]

We are all famiglia, we even treat our step children like Steak Sauce with some dignity.

 

[jpx7]

Don't get you guys. I needed help on this site, Meta has been missing in action for a long time, and most of you declined the offer to help.

I go externally to find some help, and now it's a joke.

Now you're just digging the hole deeper: you never asked me for help.