Recent content by Anthony J. Pierzynski

Thought you guys might like to see how I'm crushing my new gig. 857690507601788929

Make it Mich Ultra and you've got yourself a cleanup hitter.

Fox Sports has an institutional preference for hiring outspoken and controversial ex-players. Bickering and controversy sells, but they've clearly identified a need to have some sober and restrained analysis from a grounded figure who's not going to bring a lot of ego to the table. I've gotten...

****in Greg Olsen. Hate that guy. Also Corky Miller and fatass Gerald Laird.

5. Brian McCann 4. Javy Lopez 3. Ryan Lavarnway 2. Tyler Flowers 1. Matt Wieters

I can't disclose a name but suffice it to say that I know him very well and see him every day.

FIFY, buddy.

That's right, folks. I'm hurt. Or, to be more precise, I'm "hurt." My "hamstring" is giving me a bit of "trouble." The "doctor" recommended that I play a lot of "golf" to "rehab" it. Am I using these quotes correctly?

I didn't catch your drift.

Who?

I am fine with a scrub like this as my backup as long as he's prepared to spot start 5-6 times a week.

I guess it's come to this. I'm not starting, and none y'all sorryass nerds made a game thread. This board really needs some veteran leadership. 1. Inciarte CF 2. The Other French Guy SS 3. Freddie 1B 4. The Original French Guy LF 5. Muscles Markakis RF 6. Backup C 7. Garcia 3B 8. Johnson 2B 9...

Four inches of blue steel, gentlemen.

I'm not sure why these guys come to me for quotes about losing. I don't know **** about losing. Might as well ask Jeff Francoeur about particle physics or Nick Markakis about hitting home runs.

Thanks for giving me a little extra motivation last night, dickhole. Not that I need it, or anything. You know why Wisler did so good? Because he is scared ****less of me. He is gonna STFU and throw it at the target, because he's on the Awesome Juice Program. AJP, mother****er. Back in the...