In all seriousness, to start it's likely going to be Yaz in left, Gamel DH vs. righties and White in left and Farmer DH vs. lefties until Kim and Murphy come back.
If they can figure out a TV deal basically on the fly, they can figure out how to pay off Profar's remaining salary without him being a clubhouse cancer and wasted roster spot.
No they're going to release his ass and they'll figure out how to hand him the remaining 14-15 mil in installments. There's no way he'll be welcomed back in that clubhouse.
My guess, after hearing Passan on 680 the Fan, would be they tested him and a bunch of others right around the start of spring, but they don't get the results back instantly. There's no way Weiss would have bent over defending him in that recent interview if they knew.