Recent content by Hulavol

That’s the moment I almost fell out of the scalding hot shower

She was like “what in the hell was going on in there? I thought you fell down or something!”

So, I decide to go take a quick two minute shower between innings (I spent eight hours in the car today) and crank up Ben Ingram….. we get the bloop single and so, naturally I decide to stay in the shower for another batter… and then another…. and then another.. and then another… and then BAM...

His grandmother.

Lopez looking much better after his Glavine-esque horrid start

These dudes need to keep eating rally burgers … if they gain so much weight that they end up looking like Harris, then so be it.

RBI Mo-Chine And Big O And AR 27 .. almost - good rip

Dom baby

And yaz with a catch…. Like it really mattered

Dat ass bees OUT!

Much better - and one run here is most manageable.

We need one of those six run innings

Yes.

I assume by metrics, you mean the number of games that he directly blew last season. Especially in July when it looked like we could maybe possibly make a run before the deadline. I’m sorry, but he is on this team for what reason I have no damn idea. Hopefully, the DFA is already hanging in...

There is no reason for bummer to be on this team. He is worse than fat Suarez.