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One can never fully figure it out

Harang gives hope to all shapeless tubs of lard. Hopefully he won't turn into his true pumpkin form until next year.

It you're the real Lockhart we can go somewhere and dock. If not then keep stepping.

I'm "studying" for an exam that'll put me in a new tax bracket if I pass. While I eat skippy and Oreos. Dat lyfe.

Say what you want about Puig but you know he's swinging a baby arm out there. Another hard knock.

Amazing how working the count helps

The common harbor porpoise has an abrupt snout, pointed teeth and a triangular thoracic fin. While the bottlenose dolphin, or Tursiops truncates, has an elongated beak, round cone shaped teeth and a serrated dorsal appendage. But I'm sure you already knew that. That's what turns me on about...

Excuse me sir, but do you have a mint? Perhaps some Binaca?

In a short series they get hot and it's a title

Matt Kemp is theirs 6th hitter boys and girls. Beckett is their 4th best starter. We have no shot.

He's so cool and different!

He could jam me up ANYTIME

Holy testicle Tuesday. That arm!

This is double-paned sound-proof glass. There is no way that neighbor could've heard Roger Podacter scream on the way down with that door shut. The scream she heard came from inside the apartment before he was thrown over the balcony and the murderer closed the door before he left. Yes. Yes. Oh...

And that pitching

With that loaded roster how do they lose?

Gammons has pudding for a brain by now

He gets to retire in his late 30's and it set for life. Don't feel bad for any athlete.

Give Heywards money to Stanton